Why is my body still being so weird???

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ARRRGHHh. So about a week ago, I made this post, saying that my body was being dumb.

Here is the point form:
- "Missed" first pill of the pack (took it 12 hours later exactly)
- Immediate post period cramps, non-stop for two weeks. Slowly petering out, but still there. Mostly lower down, and generally pretty dull.
- Back pain.
- Off and on kidney pain that at one point was so bad I had to leave work. Usually mild pangs, but occasionally a consistent "tightness" feeling that is extremely uncomfortable.
- Pains in my front area, kind of between my hip bone and belly button (but lower down, closer to the pant line area)?
- NOW A YEAST INFECTION.

( halp? )

Also - can I call up any Women's clinic (that normally does paps) and get checked out? Maybe this sounds dumb, but do they just do paps? I'm starting to feel like it might be a good idea to see a gyno...

Looking for some advice =]

[karmalovee.livejournal.com]

Hello everyone,

I recently lost my virginity (two weeks ago). After the sex I noticed that things just felt "wetter" than normal down there. So I got up and went to the bathroom and I had bled EVERYWHERE. It was horrible. Now nothing hurt me at all. I don't think it could have been my hymen breaking because things have been up there before and I've used tampons in the past. Also, there was way to much blood for it to be that if it was. I was even still bleeding for a bit afterward, so much so that I had to put on a pantyliner.

What could this be from? I don't have regular periods and I thought it might be from that but I'm not sure. I'm just curious to see if other people have had this experience before. It freaked me out quite a bit because I definitely was not expecting that. I'm just worried it will happen again the next time. I have a gyno appointment scheduled but I wanted to ask here to see if anyone else has had this happen.

Thanks for any advice =]

Weird bumpy?

[fleurlur.livejournal.com]

So this is a little awkward for me to talk about but I'm worried so here it goes. In the past few months I've noticed that around my vaginal opening it seems..bumpy. It looks and feels like normal vaginal entrance flesh but it's formed fleshy bumps, almost looks like mountain ranges haha! They're not sore, itchy or bleeding. I was worried about genital warts but they don't really look like any of the pictures I've googled and my one and only sexual partner has never displayed any wart symptoms himself. I'm just worried about if they're normal or not? Help please? I have no idea how long they've been there, I asked my boyfriend and he says they've been there as long as he can remember but who knows??

EDIT: It's not the "chicken skin" it's like the edges of my vaginal entrance are "frilly" for lack of better description. I can't really take a picture to show you, too awkward haha

Bladder and Vaginal Woes

[yellownovella.livejournal.com]

Hello ladies! I need your help with something.

First of all, when I need to urinate, I get aroused (not the other way around, mind you). I'm fairly sure that this is because the weight of a full bladder presses against my g-spot. Because of this, it's extremely gratifying for me to press on my bladder during masterbation.
Also, I am a virgin, but I masturbate a lot - probably 3 times a day, if I have time. I don't have any toys, and while I will use my fingers a little, the stimulation is nearly exclusivly clitoral.

Recently, I've been getting what I think are yeast infections - slight itch, slight burning sensation when I pee, and especially the feeling that I badly need to urinate almost constantly, even when nothing comes out.

Could these yeast infections/bladder problems simply be coming from my hands not being 100% clean during masterbation? Or could it be from pressing on my bladder when it is already fairly full?

Missing PMS symptoms...

[tellthetabl0ids.livejournal.com]

 Hey everyone. For those of you who have read my posts you know I'm very paranoid about everything, so I'm sorry if this question seems silly.

My cycle is usually 31 days long. For the past couple months, it's been exactly 31, but sometimes it can be 30 or 32. Very rarely is it ever 28. Today is day 31 of my cycle, no period yet, but I just woke up so I'm not too concerned... except that I haven't had ANY PMS symptoms. Without fail, I'm always moody, I get a zit or 2, I get bloated (I have gained about a pound but I think that's just from eating :( ), and a few days before my period, I get a slight backache/period-like cramp- I can just "feel" that it's coming. I haven't experienced any of these, which is very abnormal for me. I haven't been any more stressed out than normal so I don't think that's a factor. I just took a bunch of vitamin C which usually does the trick, so we'll see.

I had unprotected sex twice this month (to spare you the details, he's only inside me without a condom for less than a minute and he always pulls out waaay before he even gets close to ejaculating), and like I said, I'm paranoid and I'm afraid this lack of symptoms could actually be a pregnancy symptom. Is there any validity to that theory or am i just crazy? I know there's always a risk of pregnancy, but we are relatively safe and we try to time it according to when I'm ovulating.

Your thoughts are appreciated :) tia!

ETA: thanks for all the input. After taking a shitload of vitamin c... still no period. However, I've done some research, and after realizing how much soy milk I've been drinking lately (at least 2 servings a day), I wouldn't be surprised if the estrogen levels messed me up a it. I hope that's all it is!

Website with pictures of various vaginas.

[logical-nonsens.livejournal.com]

Hi, I forgot the name of a website I've seen before. It had many anonymous pictures of vaginas. From what I remember, it was just external genitalia of vaginas of all sorts of shapes and colors, etc.. If anyone knows what I am talking about please share!

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[paperdollyburnd.livejournal.com]

More opinions needed!

For those who missed it or don't remember, I had one of the recent Cervical Dysplasia posts. I am no longer stressing out about the possibility of HPV and neither is my partner. However, I do want to get more information about the condition and keep an eye on it.

The gynecologist wanted me to schedule a Colposcopy for as soon as I was off my period. I scheduled the appointment and she decided not to show up that day, so I was told to reschedule it after my next period. I am not particularly fond of this gynecologist. Her receptionists were pretty unprofessional, talking about other patients in the hallway outside of my door where I could hear them. She, herself, had some outdated and biased information. Her entire office set up and protocols were pretty awkward, which I would explain but it sounds pretty nit-picky. In short, I really do not look forward to going back to seeing this woman. The WONDERFUL OB that I had (when I lived in another state) did not make me feel this way at all. So, I know its not just being a gyno-phobe. This lady is just not a good match for me.

WWVPD? My initial thought was to get the colposcopy over with before I go looking for another gyno. In part because she already knows about the findings on the initial exam and also due to insurance. However, I've already waited a month for this appointment. Don't some women wait three months and go back for a regular pap to see if there is any evidence of dysplasia before moving towards something more invasive? Would it be okay to look for another gyno to do a follow-up pap? Or is it better to just do the colposcopy?