After so long...I get this?!?!!?

[red-rogue.livejournal.com]

Ok, short view into my "sex life"...I was seeing this drummer of a band for like a year or so, and we were strictly friends with benefits. The sex was SO incredible and always lasted at least 30 minutes...even when we were short on time! *laughs*

Sadly, he moved away to another state to join another band, and for about a month...I was sexless. *poo* :o(

NOW!!!! I met this WONDERFUL guy who may even be cool enough to be "boyfriend" material. After both of us realizing we had the "hots" for each other, one night we decided to go to the next level and have sex (protected of course). He hadn't had sex in like 10 months (so he says) and well. I was terribly disappointed. The entire sex session had to of lasted about 3-4 minutes total...and for someone like me who is a SEX MANIAC that was one of the biggest let downs.

So...I decided to give him another shot the next day...he MAYBE lasted 5 minutes. He kind of stopped in the middle and goes "I need your cock ring". *sighs* I didn't want to risk getting up and finding it and him losing his erection so I was like "bite your tongue or something..." too late....game over.

Anyone got ANY advice on how I can make this man last longer?!?!? I mean I wanna wake up the next day and STILL be sore...HELP ME PLEASE!!!! this sexaholic can't do 5 minute sex sessions!!!

 

P.S. It's ok to laugh...I find this post kind of funny myself. *cries* :op

Comments

[red-rogue.livejournal.com]

No no NO!!!! THANK YOU!!!!!!

My best suggestion is to just check out your local porn shop. That's what I do, and if you don't know the size, and wanna buy one anyways, go with the flexible kind :o) Works for me! :o)

See ya.

P.S. I'm going to add you and your cute bunny icon to my friend's list.

[mandapants74.livejournal.com]

I've added you back.

And thanks for the suggestion; any reason I can get to go to the porn shop!

[red-rogue.livejournal.com]

*lol* Yeah, there's a Megaplexx right by me and I'm ALWAYS in that shop..they know me by name now.
There's this goofy asian guy who works there and everytime I buy a new vibrator, I buy batteries there to go with, and he always asks if I wanna make sure it works before I leave, and I always say "Yes", so he puts the batteries in, turns it on and let's it go wild on the counter! *LMAO*

One time, I bought one that vibrated so strongly it went around in circles on the counter...I was like "I'LL TAKE IT!!!!!" *lol*

[mandapants74.livejournal.com]

hahahahah! I just got this today. I'd have been the same way "I'll take it!!!" My bullet just broke. :( I still have the rabbit but I like some variety.

[red-rogue.livejournal.com]

my friend/lover who moved away to Louisiana to join another band..well....my birthday is this month and him and the lead singer of his new band (I know both of them well) are buying me a lime green vibrator and they're all going to sign it!!!! *LMAO*
I'm excited!

[mandapants74.livejournal.com]

That's awesome of them..make sure it's permanent marker so the ink doesn't rub off. ;)

[red-rogue.livejournal.com]

Yes, I specified that they use permanent marker.
I hadn't planned on really using it, just keep it 'cause I know this band will be famous.