Is it Me?...

[red-rogue.livejournal.com]

Out of pure boredom...last night I grabbed my compact mirror and held it so I could see my vulva.

I pulled my lips apart and decided to flex my muscles...*laughs*

It looked like my vagina was talking to me!!! *LMAO*

Anyone else ever done that?

I just got a huge kick out of it and wanted to share!

Comments

[katyism.livejournal.com]

i should try that. it might top my boyfriend's magical jumping penis (when it's hard he can make it jump up and down by itself, flexing some muscle or another)

[shishiza.livejournal.com]

Hee hee, my SO has a jumping penis too, only he uses his jumping powers to tap me to get my attention ^_^

[red-rogue.livejournal.com]

*laughs* I used to date a guy who did that...

this is DEFINATELY More interesting! :op

[gothbunnyodoom.livejournal.com]

Mine does that too! He calls his the Magical Dick of Doom. It's when he does the flappy dance that just kills me!

[red-rogue.livejournal.com]

*LMAO* My X used to do that. Stand there and just flap his penis from side to side and make that HILARIOUS slapping sound. *LMFAO* that's the one thing he could do to make me laugh my ass off!!!

[gothbunnyodoom.livejournal.com]

I think every man on the planet has done the flappy dance. I think it's a male thing. Rite for passage into manhood or something silly like that.

[red-rogue.livejournal.com]

some male ritual or something. *lol* yeah, that makes sense! :op

[feckalyn.livejournal.com]

OMG, we call it the "slappy" dance.

Does he use the side to side, "sprinkler" method or the up and down "hip thrust" method?

I personally can NOT stand that sound (probably related to a weird thing that happened to me in high school) but I still find it entertaining that so many men do it! :)

[gothbunnyodoom.livejournal.com]

Side to side. See? The Flappy Dance is living proof that men are just nuts.

[feckalyn.livejournal.com]

Or at least that they've got nuts....
;)

[red-rogue.livejournal.com]

You are one FUNNY girl!!!!

[feckalyn.livejournal.com]

*bows*

Sometimes the humor just writes itself :)

[gothbunnyodoom.livejournal.com]

* CACKLE * So true, so true.