Is it Me?...

[red-rogue.livejournal.com]

Out of pure boredom...last night I grabbed my compact mirror and held it so I could see my vulva.

I pulled my lips apart and decided to flex my muscles...*laughs*

It looked like my vagina was talking to me!!! *LMAO*

Anyone else ever done that?

I just got a huge kick out of it and wanted to share!

Comments

[unbound-chaos.livejournal.com]

I have never done this.. but am now tempted to. :)

[red-rogue.livejournal.com]

It's QUITE entertaining! I literally was lookin' down there for about 15 minutes just flexing my muslces and laughing my ass off!

Then my wonderful mother decided to rain on my parade and knock on my door to see what I was laughing about! *lol*
Try explaining that one to the parents! :op

[unbound-chaos.livejournal.com]

I don't live with my parents, but imagining the look on my sweetie
s face when he walked in is funny enough.

"What ARE you.. never mind.. I just don't want to know."

[unbound-chaos.livejournal.com]

Seriously, I can spell and use good grammar.

"sweetie's" and "walks"

Must be lack of caffiene. Yeah, that's it.

[red-rogue.livejournal.com]

*lol* I hear ya, I've been up since 5 am...luckily I get to go home at 3 pm and sleep!!!

MMmmmMMmm sleeeeeeeeep.

[red-rogue.livejournal.com]

HAHAHA!!!!
that's funny too!!

[twirly.livejournal.com]

I did that the other night!

It was very very amusing.

[red-rogue.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I was quite entertained!!!!
I was thinking of putting on a "puppet show" for my SO. *LMAO*

[katherynne.livejournal.com]

Man, I've never done that but now I HAVE to!

[red-rogue.livejournal.com]

You should, it's FANTASTIC! I may do it again tonight, it's very very amusing!

[honehe.livejournal.com]

My boyfriend actually made that comment to me once while he was poking around down there and I started flexing mine. At first he just kinda stared, then he exclaimed, "why Debby, I didn't know your girly bits could talk!" then he started laughing relentlessly.

He now calls me the talking vulva monster.

[red-rogue.livejournal.com]

*LMAO*

that's CLASSIC!!!!!!!!

[constructingme.livejournal.com]

i do that to my boyfriend. he was looking very closely at me once while i had a yeast infection and i flexed my muscled and thrust towards him a little and said something along the lines of "roargh!"

heh. he's still a little afraid of the vagina monster.

[red-rogue.livejournal.com]

*LMAO* did it scare him?!?!?
I can't stop laughing about that!!!
Probably one of the funniest things I've heard in a while!!! *lol*

[constructingme.livejournal.com]

yeah, he jumped a mile and his expression was priceless. now whenever he's in that position, he pays close attention to what the other half of me might be planning on doing.

[red-rogue.livejournal.com]

That's seriously some funny shit!

[tokio.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHA!

[katyism.livejournal.com]

i should try that. it might top my boyfriend's magical jumping penis (when it's hard he can make it jump up and down by itself, flexing some muscle or another)

[shishiza.livejournal.com]

Hee hee, my SO has a jumping penis too, only he uses his jumping powers to tap me to get my attention ^_^

[red-rogue.livejournal.com]

*laughs* I used to date a guy who did that...

this is DEFINATELY More interesting! :op

[gothbunnyodoom.livejournal.com]

Mine does that too! He calls his the Magical Dick of Doom. It's when he does the flappy dance that just kills me!

[red-rogue.livejournal.com]

*LMAO* My X used to do that. Stand there and just flap his penis from side to side and make that HILARIOUS slapping sound. *LMFAO* that's the one thing he could do to make me laugh my ass off!!!

[gothbunnyodoom.livejournal.com]

I think every man on the planet has done the flappy dance. I think it's a male thing. Rite for passage into manhood or something silly like that.

[red-rogue.livejournal.com]

some male ritual or something. *lol* yeah, that makes sense! :op

[feckalyn.livejournal.com]

OMG, we call it the "slappy" dance.

Does he use the side to side, "sprinkler" method or the up and down "hip thrust" method?

I personally can NOT stand that sound (probably related to a weird thing that happened to me in high school) but I still find it entertaining that so many men do it! :)

[gothbunnyodoom.livejournal.com]

Side to side. See? The Flappy Dance is living proof that men are just nuts.

[feckalyn.livejournal.com]

Or at least that they've got nuts....
;)

[red-rogue.livejournal.com]

You are one FUNNY girl!!!!

[feckalyn.livejournal.com]

*bows*

Sometimes the humor just writes itself :)

[gothbunnyodoom.livejournal.com]

* CACKLE * So true, so true.

[badluckcity.livejournal.com]

Haha. That's cute.

[squidgieee.livejournal.com]

I find it terribly amusing when I play tug of war between my fingers and my kegels using a tampon as the rope...

[red-rogue.livejournal.com]

*LMFAO*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That is SERIOUSLY funny! It'd probably amuse me too!
Thanks for making me have a good laugh this early in the morning while I'm stuck at work! :op

[sofiaviolet]

I haven't done it, but now I want to. ^-^

[gothbunnyodoom.livejournal.com]

Yeah me too.

[red-rogue.livejournal.com]

*lmao* Trust me, you WILL enjoy it.