Ok, just...the smell!

[trashcan-dreams.livejournal.com]

Okay, so it's not like my vagina reeks or anything. It smells like any "normal" vagina would and gives off an odor every now and then... BUT I can never seem to get to intimate enough with a partner (or myself for that matter)because I'm always self-conscious about my odor. "Do I smell good enough?" "Are they gonna be grossed out?" "I wonder how my PH balance is...more acidic? More base? I hope it's base. Then it'll smell less." All this stuff and more is running through my head whenever someone tries to give me pleasure and so I'm distracted by all this leading to, well, not getting off. WHAT DO I DO? Is it true that some women's cum can taste sweet/vaginas smell good? Does it have anything to do with what you eat? How your PH balance is because of what you eat? If you eat more pineapple (fruits/veggies) will your cum taste sweeter and you'll smell less? Can something you ate that day alter the smell of your discharge/cum, like curry or meat etc? What you wear or how tightly you wear things?

If it's true that vaginas can taste/smell sweet, or just really good, I want to be that girl! I want to be THAT vagina! Haha. Help me out here please. It's something that I've been self-conscious about for many many years now and I'm sick of not fully enjoying someone's company, and not letting people give me pleasure solely because I'm self conscious about my smell...

Basically, I guess what I'm trying to find out is better vagina maintainence. I'm sure showering/washing and all that has a lot to do with it, but what else? What is it that some of you do? What are some things that you know of to get that ultimate, sweet, glowing, healthy vagina that I've always dreamed of (Haha, I sound like I'm talking about a soulmate!)!

I'm glad I found you vaginapagina. Please help me. :) Thanks so much for reading my rant, P.S.

Comments

[my-neighborhood.livejournal.com]

Agreed. I've asked my boyfriend what it tastes like out of curiosity, and his answer is basically "I dunno, vagina?". I figure it tastes like it smells too, like most things. And my answer is pretty much the same on what it smells like- a vagina. And apparently he loves him some vagina because that is ALWAYS where he heads first.

The important thing to remember is that it's not like you're looking for your vagina to smell like roses, or taste like cinnamon buns. I wouldn't want want my boyfriends penis to taste like a cinnamon bun. If I want a cinnamon bun I'll buy one, but penises smell like sex and sex is what I'm wanting. That natural odor is what generally turns people on. It's not neccessarily a sweet or pleasant smell but it's a smell that indicates something and triggers certain feelings.

Does that make sense? I hope so.

[shake-itout.livejournal.com]

i reallyyyy agree with this comment :)

[skeas.livejournal.com]

That totally makes sense, and makes me feel good about my vag even though I felt good about it in the first place :)

My boyfriend's penis always smells like penis. Even right after he washes it, it smells (and tastes) like penis and soap. If I was in the market for something that tasted exceptional, I'd be at a five star restaurant, not in his pants. I expect his genitals to taste like--genitals. He expects the same of mine.

I also wanted to add that I love the description of "tart muskiness". I know it's not totally grammatical (how does muskiness taste, exactly?) but it's spot-on for me. I taste exactly like that!

[ends-and-means.livejournal.com]

well said.

[archangelbeth]

But... One can taste like cinnamon, if one eats cinnamon cereal that morning! ...is there something wrong with cinnamon?
O:(
*sniffle*overact*sniffle*