my Essure experience rocked!
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So I think I can officially say that Essure is awesome.
I was told not to eat or drink anything after midnight the night before - no water, even. By the time we got to the hospital in the morning, my mouth was really dry. This was the worst part of the actual procedure!
I wanted to provide a detailed account for anyone who is thinking about getting Essure. I can so far say that this has been a wholly positive experience, and if you're thinking about permanent sterilization - Essure is the way to go! Comments and questions are welcome.
I got to the hospital at 7:30, and waited to be admitted. I had kind of a surreal experience as a girl next to me was getting prayed over and squirted with holy water by a priest, and chanting the Lord's Prayer and stuff. When it was my turn, I answered a few questions and made sure they had all my info. They gave me a bracelet, and sent me to the outpatient surgery clinic.
I was nervous, but by this time the vicodin and valium they'd had me take were starting to sink in, and I wasn't panicking or anything.
I went into the outpatient surgery room, where they took my paperwork and had me undress and put on a gown and little booties and a hairnet. Then they put me in a bed. I met a few different nurses and answered a number of questions about my health, whether I had any allergies, etc. They gave me a little red bracelet to go with the hospital one that listed my allergies (sulfa, latex, septocaine - a dental anesthesia). I talked to the anesthesiologist, and went over my history and pain tolerance and stuff. Then they gave me an IV in my hand, which was fairly easy (needles freak me out, but this was ok). They let my partner spend a little time with me, which was nice. He was really sweet to drive me there and help me stay calm on my way into this, and just generally made the whole thing a lot easier. *loves*
After Fox left, there was more bustling about as they couldn't find my paperwork. They gave me some more ibuprofen and an anti-nausea drug (I was feeling a little off due to stress I think). I guess the valium had me pretty well by that point, because I fell asleep a for a few before they finally found my papers and woke me up to start things.
They walked me into the operating room, and then had me lay down on a bed. They found me a pillow, and covered me in warm blankets. They had an arm rest for my left arm (with a blood pressure cuff on it). They sorta removed the bottom half of the bed so my ass was right at the end of it, and they arranged each of my legs on individual rests - these weren't like the stirrups used for pap smears, rather they were larger leg rests that had a channel to put my leg and knee at an exact angle. They gave me an oxygen mask.
I remember asking when the drugs would start, and being told "about now." ...And then I don't remember anything for a while.
I also had them remove the tiny remnants of my hymen, because they have been kinda in the way sometimes. I woke up when she was sewing up the incision she'd made there. It didn't hurt, but it's a very strange sensation to feel someone sewing up your vagina. Eek! Apparently my stitches will dissolve.
Anyways, she packed me full of a little gauze and put me in a ridiculous pair of what can only be described as fishnet hotpants, with a menstrual pad. Then they removed the oxygen mask, transferred me to a regular bed, and wheeled me out to the recovery room. I woke up all the way, and then they removed the IV and told me I should use the bathroom (and remove the gauze). Then I got dressed in my own clothes, and sat in a big comfy chair. They called my husband, who came to pick me up, and together we walked back to the car. I was a little unsteady, but not much, and nothing hurt whatsoever.
They gave me a piece of paper with photographs of my implants, which is awesome.
Now nearly twenty four hours later, I've been taking the ibuprofen 800 constantly, and nothing hurts at all. My incision hurts a little, but I have some lidocaine jelly to put on it, and it's fine too. I've taken a couple more vicodin, and slept a whole lot, and that's it. When the pain meds start to wear off, all I feel is a mild backache kinda like menstrual cramping.
I can honestly say the month of hormones they had me on to time my period has so far been the worst part of this process. Knock on wood, here's hoping that my good luck holds and that the HSG (dye test) in three months goes just as easily.
I was told not to eat or drink anything after midnight the night before - no water, even. By the time we got to the hospital in the morning, my mouth was really dry. This was the worst part of the actual procedure!
I wanted to provide a detailed account for anyone who is thinking about getting Essure. I can so far say that this has been a wholly positive experience, and if you're thinking about permanent sterilization - Essure is the way to go! Comments and questions are welcome.
I got to the hospital at 7:30, and waited to be admitted. I had kind of a surreal experience as a girl next to me was getting prayed over and squirted with holy water by a priest, and chanting the Lord's Prayer and stuff. When it was my turn, I answered a few questions and made sure they had all my info. They gave me a bracelet, and sent me to the outpatient surgery clinic.
I was nervous, but by this time the vicodin and valium they'd had me take were starting to sink in, and I wasn't panicking or anything.
I went into the outpatient surgery room, where they took my paperwork and had me undress and put on a gown and little booties and a hairnet. Then they put me in a bed. I met a few different nurses and answered a number of questions about my health, whether I had any allergies, etc. They gave me a little red bracelet to go with the hospital one that listed my allergies (sulfa, latex, septocaine - a dental anesthesia). I talked to the anesthesiologist, and went over my history and pain tolerance and stuff. Then they gave me an IV in my hand, which was fairly easy (needles freak me out, but this was ok). They let my partner spend a little time with me, which was nice. He was really sweet to drive me there and help me stay calm on my way into this, and just generally made the whole thing a lot easier. *loves*
After Fox left, there was more bustling about as they couldn't find my paperwork. They gave me some more ibuprofen and an anti-nausea drug (I was feeling a little off due to stress I think). I guess the valium had me pretty well by that point, because I fell asleep a for a few before they finally found my papers and woke me up to start things.
They walked me into the operating room, and then had me lay down on a bed. They found me a pillow, and covered me in warm blankets. They had an arm rest for my left arm (with a blood pressure cuff on it). They sorta removed the bottom half of the bed so my ass was right at the end of it, and they arranged each of my legs on individual rests - these weren't like the stirrups used for pap smears, rather they were larger leg rests that had a channel to put my leg and knee at an exact angle. They gave me an oxygen mask.
I remember asking when the drugs would start, and being told "about now." ...And then I don't remember anything for a while.
I also had them remove the tiny remnants of my hymen, because they have been kinda in the way sometimes. I woke up when she was sewing up the incision she'd made there. It didn't hurt, but it's a very strange sensation to feel someone sewing up your vagina. Eek! Apparently my stitches will dissolve.
Anyways, she packed me full of a little gauze and put me in a ridiculous pair of what can only be described as fishnet hotpants, with a menstrual pad. Then they removed the oxygen mask, transferred me to a regular bed, and wheeled me out to the recovery room. I woke up all the way, and then they removed the IV and told me I should use the bathroom (and remove the gauze). Then I got dressed in my own clothes, and sat in a big comfy chair. They called my husband, who came to pick me up, and together we walked back to the car. I was a little unsteady, but not much, and nothing hurt whatsoever.
They gave me a piece of paper with photographs of my implants, which is awesome.
Now nearly twenty four hours later, I've been taking the ibuprofen 800 constantly, and nothing hurts at all. My incision hurts a little, but I have some lidocaine jelly to put on it, and it's fine too. I've taken a couple more vicodin, and slept a whole lot, and that's it. When the pain meds start to wear off, all I feel is a mild backache kinda like menstrual cramping.
I can honestly say the month of hormones they had me on to time my period has so far been the worst part of this process. Knock on wood, here's hoping that my good luck holds and that the HSG (dye test) in three months goes just as easily.
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Date: 2007-07-25 01:45 pm (UTC)I take you didn't have an ablation as well- any particular reason? I understand that there might be medical reasons to not have one, but I always thought that the best part about being sterile would be not menstruating and the no-babies part was a bonus.
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Date: 2007-07-25 04:32 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-07-25 04:43 pm (UTC)http://mediwire.skyscape.com/main/Default.aspx?P=Content&ArticleID=160828
Just one of the links I found, once I'm at my home computer I can locate the links I usually refer to.
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Date: 2007-07-25 05:44 pm (UTC)Basically, I think most women are seeing sterilization as one thing, and menstruation (and things to stop it) as another.
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Date: 2007-07-25 06:09 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-07-25 08:39 pm (UTC)So I guess it would seem that having an ablation would be an additional painful thing that would create more recovery time, and I don't really see not bleeding as anything I'd really want anyways.
Taken from a post I made to
My reasons for sterilization are diverse. The most basic reason is that I have a pregnancy phobia. While I'm marginally more ok with the concept of parenting than being pregnant, I am still not interested in having kids. The frivolous reason is that pregnancy hormones make the bones in your feet expand causing you to need bigger shoes - and at a women's size 10.5 or 11 already, if my feet got any bigger I'd be stuck wearing men's shoes and drag queen shoes (and this would make me very sad, I am highly fond of ridiculous shoes). The last reason is that I identify as genderqueer; I am not comfortable considering myself completely female, and the ability to become pregnant really screws with my gender issues.
Of these, only the last might possibly gain anything from an ablation, and as stated before, I kind of enjoy the monthly reflection on my health and body.
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Date: 2007-07-26 01:30 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-07-26 06:20 am (UTC)In addition, women who want to be sterilized are also probably more likely to want to get their period every month as proof they're not pregnant.
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Date: 2007-07-25 02:56 pm (UTC)i didnt realise they put you under for it. when i was reading about it, it seemed more like getting an IUD.
and another silly question - will you stop menstruating after the procedure?
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Date: 2007-07-25 04:32 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-07-25 08:41 pm (UTC)My understanding is that this really varies from place to place. From what I've read over at
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Date: 2007-07-26 06:21 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-07-25 08:57 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-07-26 01:25 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-07-26 11:02 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-07-28 04:24 am (UTC)damn damn damn.
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Date: 2007-07-26 03:04 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-07-26 06:24 am (UTC)It's really ironic, since HSG is usually used to diagnose the cause of female infertility.
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Date: 2007-07-26 08:21 am (UTC)I'm not particularly looking forward to the HSG either, but I think the two combined are still likely to be somewhat easier than a tubal (knock on wood!).
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Date: 2007-07-26 08:56 am (UTC)"You will need to visit your doctor 3 months after your Essure procedure to have a test performed. This evaluation is a plain pelvic x-ray exam to make sure that your micro-inserts are in the correct location."
From the Australian essure website (http://www.essure.com.au/whatisessure/FaqIndex.aspx#faq8):
"Like vasectomy, there is a waiting period after the procedure, typically three months, during which you must use a different method of birth control to prevent pregnancy. You should not rely on the Essure micro-inserts for birth control until you have had a pelvic x-ray three months after your procedure, and your physician has informed you that the results are satisfactory."
(The Australian website goes on to explain that HSG is sometimes used as a second test if the plain pelvic x-ray does not clearly show blocked tubes.)
From the American essure website (http://www.essure.com/Home/Understanding/QuestionsAnswers/tabid/59/Default.aspx):
"During the first 3 months following the procedure, your body and the micro-inserts work together to form a tissue barrier that prevents sperm from reaching the egg. You will need to use another form of birth control during this time. After 3 months, your doctor will perform a special type of x-ray test called an HSG to confirm that your tubes are completely blocked and you can rely on the Essure micro-inserts for birth control."
Seriously, WTF? If I were you I would just refuse the HSG and demand a plain pelvic x-ray instead. Or, if you can't get that, just wait six months instead of three and don't do any followup at all. I know that sounds crazy, but About 99% of women whose tubes are open [at three months] will have blocked tubes within 3 more months (http://209.85.165.104/search?q=cache:PyQE2ozfbnkJ:www.managingcontraception.com/QA/show_item.php%3Fitem%3D1727%26type%3Dqna+essure+procedure+blocked+tubes+months&hl=en&ct=clnk&cd=7&gl=us&client=firefox-a) (for six months total).
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Date: 2007-07-26 11:04 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-08-13 02:42 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-08-13 02:58 am (UTC)Essure????
Date: 2009-10-21 03:44 am (UTC)Re: Essure????
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