Vag-Grip? How Does it Work?!

[crw008.livejournal.com]

I don't plan on using it, so don't worry about explaining the negative side effects or anything. However! How does this stuff WORK?! It claims to "tighten" the vag. Does it make it swell, or just dry it out? Anyone know?!

Thanks, girls!

Comments

[asscollection.livejournal.com]

Can you give a link to the product's website or something? This sounds a little hokey to me...

[crw008.livejournal.com]

Oh, this is all stuff I've seen in multiple porn stores.

[mooncrab.livejournal.com]

I can't find anything about it on google. I'm curious, too. Linky?

[crw008.livejournal.com]

http://www.nawtythings.com/herbal_tightening.html

http://www.bwild.com/sugrticr.html

[asscollection.livejournal.com]

That reminds me of those "fuller bustline!" creams from decades back (when I wasn't alive). They didn't work, of course. These things look just as redonkulous.

[starfaire.livejournal.com]

The fact that the second one is advertised as a "Deodorant & Disinfectant" disturbs me.

[archangelbeth]

By... Pipe Dream Products ??? As in, [noun] any fantastic notion, hope, or story: Her plans for a movie career are just a pipe dream.

They're telling people this stuff doesn't work.

[sparkle-lite.livejournal.com]

i've heard of something called "chinese shrinking cream" for the vagina...It had the same ingredient as kitty litter for absorbing moisture and drying you out, making friction worse, thus a "tighter" feeling...dunno if what you are talking about works the same way...

[lakemi.livejournal.com]

gah! my vagina just tried to run away as I read that. *shudder*

[sparkle-lite.livejournal.com]

haha!! I can't imagine actually wanting that to happen!!!

[jadedbeth.livejournal.com]

ahh yess lets all just take the cheep quick easy way and stuff some kitty litter in our va-jay-jays.
0.o *twitch*

[littlebluegrrl.livejournal.com]

that made me lol so much.

[crw008.livejournal.com]

Uhhh...*vagina cries* :(

[mooncrab.livejournal.com]

*cries*

[ladygaia87.livejournal.com]

ugghhh that hurts just thinking about it, who in their right mind would do that?

[frolicnaked.livejournal.com]

Yeah, considering how the vagina is actually a muscle, I couldn't quite picture how such a cream would really, honestly work. I figured there had to be some ucky trick to it, and unfortunately, this makes sense. :(

[paraxeni.livejournal.com]

Waaaaaaaaaah!

[ends-and-means.livejournal.com]

it's so, so bad for you. like someone said above, these products use the same active ingredients as cat litter. anyone who thinks their vagina is "loose" needs to get a grip... haha, no pun intended.

[silentsneaking.livejournal.com]

WHAT THE HELL

kegels, man...kegels...

[chaton-de-neige.livejournal.com]

Oh my God! Your icon is from Battlestar Galactica, isn't it??? I've only watched the miniseries so far... do those two get together? I totally wanted them to, and I kept telling the guy I was watching that those two should do it assuming her cancer clears up (I've been promised they deal with that at some point in the future of the series?) and he kept giving me these indulgent looks he gives whenever I say something dumb... Oh man, I'm so excited!

[valkynlu.livejournal.com]

My thoughts exactly. People always want the easy way out.

[sand-woman.livejournal.com]

That's so horrible and anti-woman! *shudders* how can people do this?

[vorck.livejournal.com]

I realize you're not going to use this kitty litter stuff, but for anyone interested in the outcome advertised, you're better off with one of these:
http://www.kegelmaster2000.com/

And a box of these to keep clean:
http://www.condom.com/condomsbytype.html

[my-neighborhood.livejournal.com]

Kegelmaster200? Haha! Wasn't that a joke in Futurama?

[pinkdramon.livejournal.com]

It was a "Kegelcizer" I believe.

[my-neighborhood.livejournal.com]

You're right, something like that. Futurama has the coolest jokes :P