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[skadipants.livejournal.com]

"i can smell your cunt"
"is it bad cunt smell or just normal cunt smell?"
"just normal. which isnt that good, i suppose"
"WHAT?! ISNT THAT GOOD?! CUNTS SMELL FABULOUS!"
*insert argument about sweaty ball smell and cunt smell*

so not right. cunts smell fabulous. i can even appreciate sweaty ball smell. but DAMN! WHAT IS WRONG WITH MY BOY?! how can he not appreciate cunt smell?!

*Shakes fist*

i got a brazilian last night. it hurt like a bitch, but im all smooth now. too bad about the waxing rash. oh well, itll be worth it, eventually...

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[magickalmoon.livejournal.com]

An ex of mine, from a very long time ago, used to keep telling that fish joke. Couldn't understand why I wasn't laughing, but all his mates were!

And yeah, I have to agree, that cheezy sweaty ball smell is kinda off at times!

[diagon666.livejournal.com]

I agree, Cunts do smell fabulous. I prefer to smell one I'm about to lick to multiple orgasms.

[babycola.livejournal.com]

cunts smell gooood. he should be happy he gets to be close enough to one to feel the scent :D

[sidndnancy.livejournal.com]

Funny my boyfriend has this odd smell all over him. It's not an unclean smell, but...it sends out the signal that it's wrong and different. Maybe this is a primative thing?

[maze-mistress.livejournal.com]

What is a brazilian? I think that he need to realize the action that gets him that close is a very primative action and the smell is primative and it is actually suppose to be a turn on and a stimulant to continue the action.

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[skadipants.livejournal.com]

a brazilian is where they wax EVERYTHING off, underneath bits and all. actually underneath wasnt really painful, just the top bit. OUCH!