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[skadipants.livejournal.com]

"i can smell your cunt"
"is it bad cunt smell or just normal cunt smell?"
"just normal. which isnt that good, i suppose"
"WHAT?! ISNT THAT GOOD?! CUNTS SMELL FABULOUS!"
*insert argument about sweaty ball smell and cunt smell*

so not right. cunts smell fabulous. i can even appreciate sweaty ball smell. but DAMN! WHAT IS WRONG WITH MY BOY?! how can he not appreciate cunt smell?!

*Shakes fist*

i got a brazilian last night. it hurt like a bitch, but im all smooth now. too bad about the waxing rash. oh well, itll be worth it, eventually...

Comments

[bizetsy.livejournal.com]

I think that you should tell him how you feel, in a serious tone of voice and a straightforward, not joking way. Explain to him that this is important to you, that he must respect you and your body, or it's not available to him.

That's just me though. I feel that a partner should treat your body with the utmost respect and care, or else they are not welcome.

[perplexxi.livejournal.com]

i firmly agree.

[spaceheater.livejournal.com]

yikes. clean cunts smell yummy! the only exception i've found is if you don't/can't shower for a few days...but dang. never experienced the ball thing.

[tigerfemme.livejournal.com]

Clean cunts smell great. Now, if a woman hasn't showered in the past 24 hours, her cunt can smell kinda funky...but clean cunts smell great.

Actually, after a long day at work, right before bed, I can sorta smell on myself where the fish jokes come from - there's some fishiness there. But that's after being awake and active 16 hours or so...

Personally, I think your boyfriend needs his mindset (olfactory sense?) rearranged, but that's me. :) Maybe you could shower together before sex or something...

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[skadipants.livejournal.com]

oh hes not offended by it or anything, it doesnt stop him doing anything... but id just feel better about it if he actually LIKED the smell.