Nuvaring, cockring, same difference!!!!

[red-rogue.livejournal.com]

I had something happen to me the other night that I got a kick out of, I thought I would share with you wonderful people here...maybe get a laugh out of you too!

I was out in the country with my S.O. and he wanted to be romantic and layed out a blanket outside underneath the moon. It was great, and I thoroughly enjoyed myself. Well, we always start out passionate and "loving", and end up being rough and naughty *laughs*

Well, long story short, when we finished, I layed down on the blanket, and caught my breath, then realized I should probably check and make sure my ring is still there (he was off disposing of the condom), so, in the finger goes, and I couldn't find anything, I thought "maybe it's just pushed up further", so I "squeeze" and still nothing...and right as I go to turn around to tell my S.O. what happened, he reaches around and hands me my NuvaRing. He smiled and goes "I think this belongs to you, it was wrapped around my cock". I'm glad he knew what it was, I told him about it before and educated him on the NuvaRing, so that's good. He sat down next to me after I put my ring back in and then he goes "You know, I knew I didn't put a cock ring on!!!!!"

We both just doubled over laughing. I got a kick out of it, maybe you had to be there, maybe not.

Either way, I hope it got a laugh out of some of you!!!

 

Comments

[rednerds.livejournal.com]

hehehe thats classic.

[red-rogue.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that's better than the first time it fell out. It musta popped out the first time because I wound up laying on it afterwards, and going "WTF is THIS?!?!" *laughs*

we get a lil' carried away with each other during sex *innocent smile* :op

[in-my-frame.livejournal.com]

hahah great story to tell the kids.

[red-rogue.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I can't wait to tell the children THAT one!!
Specially if I wind up marrying this guy, he's a hardcore rocker in a band and I am on my way to be the hardcore rocker in an all female band....I see it now...
"Kids, this one time me and your pops...." *LMAO*
"mommy, what's a cock ring?" *LMAO*

[in-my-frame.livejournal.com]

lol

[ncsu-lady.livejournal.com]

this is an excellent story!

[red-rogue.livejournal.com]

*lol*

GREAT! I'm glad you think so, if it had been anyone else, I would've been completely embarassed...

[fairygirl70.livejournal.com]

thanks for sharing, thats a classic!!

[red-rogue.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I figured it would be...we still talk about it...I ask him if he wants to wear my cock ring now *lol*

[hadrian.livejournal.com]

Bwaha! That's great! Thanks for sharing!

[red-rogue.livejournal.com]

No problemo...

[agonystar.livejournal.com]

I am going to die laughing here.

I'm on the NuvaRing too, and when I was telling my husband about it (he's in prison, and I needed birth control for an upcoming conjugal visit) he said, "Wow, it's not going to get stuck around my penis or anything during sex, is it?"

I told him no, but now I'm not so sure. :p

[red-rogue.livejournal.com]

Well, when I cum, I REAAAAAALLLLY cum....like every single muscle down there is flexed and it pushes the ring around that way...and of course with my muscles flexing and pushing the ring lower and my S.O. thrusting in and out, something is BOUND to happen *laughs*

I gave up and now I just take my ring out when we have sex *laughs*. You can take it out daily for up to 3 hours, did you know that? You don't need to leave it in for sex.

[gargoyle575.livejournal.com]

Hah hah, that's great. I'm on the Nuva Ring too...I should tell that story to my guy. Of course, he might find it funnier because the first couple of times we had sex...he could have used a cock ring.

[red-rogue.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it's even funnier if you have experienced being on the NuvaRing and experienced with cock rings...because I personally feel that the NuvaRing is too big (for most) to be a cock ring. the general insinuation just cracks me up though...
I can't stop thinking about it, and each time I do, I just laugh!