[identity profile] sicklipstick.livejournal.com posting in [community profile] vaginapagina
sometimes i think cell phone manufactures do understand females (hence the sarcasm)..check this out

Date: 2005-05-10 08:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] starsorstreet.livejournal.com
Just for the Ladies- Pink Schedule, Calories Calculator, Bio Rhythm, Fatness Indicator

Wow, that's only mildly offensive.

Please Lord, just give me one product directed at me that doesn't patronize and offend me every step of the way.

Date: 2005-05-10 08:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] prettygolucky.livejournal.com
Yeah, I was thinking the exact same thing.

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Date: 2005-05-10 08:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alitaorg.livejournal.com
"fatness calculator"?

why would i want to calculate my "fatness"?

Date: 2005-05-10 08:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dorothymonkey.livejournal.com
So that you can compare with your friends, of course! It's the next big trading game; it's pokemon for women!

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Date: 2005-05-10 08:35 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] fallenkalina.livejournal.com
While the fatness calculator is....offensive to say the least, the Pink Schedule would be very interestest on a cellphone.

Date: 2005-05-10 08:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anachronista.livejournal.com
You can actually download that for your cell phone. I think if you google cell phone programs, it should come up.

Date: 2005-05-10 08:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brn-eyd-grl.livejournal.com
The period thing is kinda cool...though, personally, mine has never been "pink". Ugh, they could have come up with a different name for it.

Date: 2005-05-10 08:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] il-pleut.livejournal.com
whoa O.O

Date: 2005-05-10 08:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] six58.livejournal.com
fatness calculator isnt even the correct term.
if they had said 'body mass index calculator' they would have looked 1) more intelligent and 2) less offensive.

they had a fitness/health theme in mind, it just...came out wrong.

Date: 2005-05-10 08:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] onthepage.livejournal.com
is this a joke?

Date: 2005-05-10 08:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] clerk.livejournal.com
that's what i was thinking.

please tell me this is a joke.

Date: 2005-05-10 08:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anwyn18.livejournal.com
I know *I* lodged my strongly worded complaint.

Date: 2005-05-10 08:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sheisaeval.livejournal.com
fatness calculator, hahahahaha

Date: 2005-05-10 08:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mangofandango.livejournal.com
I'm thinking a lot of that is um, seriously lost in translation. "Glow in your hands like a precious gem"? Better yet, "thin, slight thin, slight fat, fat"!? Tee hee.

But yeah, also, ew.

Date: 2005-05-10 09:41 pm (UTC)

Date: 2005-05-10 08:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] starsorstreet.livejournal.com

I'm glad you added the sarcasm bit. I thought you were serious and I got scared.

Date: 2005-05-10 09:06 pm (UTC)

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Date: 2005-05-10 09:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] barbituratecat.livejournal.com
That's frightening and offensive at the same time. Oh my god, fatness calculator! Because us womens have nothing to do all day but gab on our flashy, gem-like cellphones and calculate our "fatness".

That entire thing is horrible.

Date: 2005-05-10 09:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anachronista.livejournal.com
oh my god!

i must have that phone. i need the precious gem. i have to preserve my aristocratic dignity before it's too late!

Date: 2005-05-11 12:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jenbys.livejournal.com
That actually made me laugh out loud, thank you :o)

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Date: 2005-05-10 09:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] altheia.livejournal.com
Fatness Calculator??
*rages*

Date: 2005-05-10 09:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pirate-poet.livejournal.com
What a fucking stupid phone.

Yes, let's reinforce sexist stereotypes while seemingly "pleasing" ladies AND encourage a culture of unhealthy "fat" obsession!

:rolls eyes:

Date: 2005-05-10 09:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] leave-it-be.livejournal.com
i'd think having a fatness calculator takes away more of my aristocratic dignity than the phone can provide me with.

i'd like to personally thank Samsung for letting me know i shouldn't purchase any of their products. why don't they just cover the outside with with cotton and we can use it as Cooch Plug while calculating our fatness and whatnot.

bastards.

Date: 2005-05-10 09:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] leave-it-be.livejournal.com
ooh and maybe it'll come with an extra strong vibrator function so while we're using it as a tampon, it can also help us achieve new sexual peaks of pleasure!

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Date: 2005-05-10 09:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gothictiger.livejournal.com
*laughs* I left them feedback about them needing to do market research on real women and told them to stop aiding in society's attempt to squash self esteem with "fatness indicators".

Date: 2005-05-10 09:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dial-zero.livejournal.com
If it were TRULY a phone for women, it would have a strong VIBRATION mode... and appropriate attachments!

Date: 2005-05-10 09:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rednerds.livejournal.com
lol that is exactly what I was thinking!

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Date: 2005-05-10 11:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 10littlebullets.livejournal.com
Calculate the amount of calories burnt for doing daily work like cooking, shopping as well as sports activities like jogging, aerobics and dancing, and manage your fitness every day.

*boggle* There are... no words.

Date: 2005-05-10 11:41 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] lauramcewan.livejournal.com
gold rose? It looks like a huge animal pawprint to me.

fatness calculator? gee, thanks.

Date: 2005-05-11 12:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deathofthelight.livejournal.com
This isn't even offensive. It's so over-the-top that it's past offensive and just mind-boggling... I mean, who authorized this? There's got to be someone who approves these sort of things.

It's like living satire.

Date: 2005-05-11 01:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] audio-slave.livejournal.com
My thoughts exactly.

Date: 2005-05-11 01:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] harpseal.livejournal.com
how come women need to monitor our moods where men don't?

I wonder how many women will believe their cell phones and have sex and then cry to samsung that they told them it was ok.

just mind numbing....

Date: 2005-05-11 01:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] iori-baine.livejournal.com
I agree. It's something both sexes need. Trust me, I've had my genius and moron moments. That period thing helps too.

Date: 2005-05-11 02:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fooltothink.livejournal.com
Wow. There arent even words to explain what I wanna say. How ridiculous is that? Now what if your period isnt regular? What if someone trusts that thing and gets pregnant or something? And a fat calculator? Because as a society we dont have enough pressure to be 5'10 and 115 pounds.

Thats so irritating.

Date: 2005-05-11 02:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] demented-pants.livejournal.com
Hahaha.

I'm almost tempted to buy one just to be like "Wanna bet? The phone says I'm fat!" whenever someone's like "Oh, honey, you're NOT fat."

Date: 2005-05-11 08:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nitedula.livejournal.com
It's the Malaysian site; the Australian site (http://www.samsung.com.au/mobile/ - click on the T500) calls it a body mass index calculator. Somehow I think the Malaysian site is a bit more honest...

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