MuthaFuckin' Yeast Infection Cream Applicators

[delicata77.livejournal.com]

Can applicators for yeast infection cream be more annoying?
The first day, it's all good. It works so well, I can easily squeeze the goo into the weird syringe, it is grode, but it works...
The next day, the plunger of the applicator for some reason is stuck inside of the applicator and cream pours out of the metal tube at an accelerated rate and I have to rush to put the cap back on and then fix the fuckin' applicator.
I hate this shit.
Fuck Candida.

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A bit o' advice

[texaswillow.livejournal.com]

I used to get yeast infections all the time!! They are horrid. I started taking garlic capsules every day and have only had one in two years. Once you have it though, there are some less grode ways to get rid of the itchy nasties. Get an exam glove and fill the fingers with plain yogurt. Make sure it has active cultures. Don't get a fruit yogurt with sugar, that'll only make it worse. Put the yogurt fingered glove in the freezer. When they are hard frozen, presto easy to insert, cooling yeast infection treatment. Also, if you can get to a health food store that sells acidophillus that is active, ie. in the cold storage, get some. You can sitck a few pills up there and take a few and kill the itchy nasties even faster. Yeast infections are your vagina's way of telling you that the ph balance is off. Yeast will not grow in a nice acidic environment. I'm sure you all knew that though. :)

BB,
Willow