Spam Poetry for the VBS's.
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(this is an altered "poem" created with phrases and subjects from spam mailings..)
Thousands of people all over the world are using
your vagina
to make a few hundred extra dollars monthly,
everyone knows that.
So now is the time to refinance
your labia
You can save up to 75 percent on
your ovaries
It's a fact. Simply by using
your vagina
You can make over $5,000 per month in as little as 6 months!
The truth is, if you're not using
your clitoris
To generate income, you're leaving income on the table.
Here's what the experts have to say about
your vagina:
"A gold mine."
"An incredible lead generation tool."
"Blows away traditional mailing."
It's
your VAGINA!
What are you waiting for???
100% Satisfaction Guaranteed or
your vulva
Back!!
But wait there's more!
What do you REALLY KNOW about
your vagina?
Did you know you can search for
your g-spot
Right on the Internet?
WE CHECK
your uterus
OUT FOR YOU!!!
Amazing stealth
vagina
Can track anyone!
If you do not wish to receive future mailings, please click
your left labia
We will promptly remove
your vagina
from our database.
Thousands of people all over the world are using
your vagina
to make a few hundred extra dollars monthly,
everyone knows that.
So now is the time to refinance
your labia
You can save up to 75 percent on
your ovaries
It's a fact. Simply by using
your vagina
You can make over $5,000 per month in as little as 6 months!
The truth is, if you're not using
your clitoris
To generate income, you're leaving income on the table.
Here's what the experts have to say about
your vagina:
"A gold mine."
"An incredible lead generation tool."
"Blows away traditional mailing."
It's
your VAGINA!
What are you waiting for???
100% Satisfaction Guaranteed or
your vulva
Back!!
But wait there's more!
What do you REALLY KNOW about
your vagina?
Did you know you can search for
your g-spot
Right on the Internet?
WE CHECK
your uterus
OUT FOR YOU!!!
Amazing stealth
vagina
Can track anyone!
If you do not wish to receive future mailings, please click
your left labia
We will promptly remove
your vagina
from our database.
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Date: 2002-07-09 04:18 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2002-07-09 04:33 pm (UTC)fabulous
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Date: 2002-07-09 04:57 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2002-07-09 07:05 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2002-07-09 10:12 pm (UTC)Re:
Date: 2002-07-10 12:02 am (UTC)However, the original had simply "your penis" in every single place that you see a reference to a grrlypart. It was even written by someone female! I got a real kick out of it anyway, but gave it a more female flavor and ended up with a better "poem". ;)
If you would like to forward it, I'll see if I can't find you a link to the original, so that Ms. Phallicly Preoccupied gets the credit she's due. :)
The Original "Poem"/Author
Date: 2002-07-10 12:05 am (UTC)It's entitled "Enlarge Your Boss".
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Date: 2002-07-10 12:25 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-10-30 10:52 pm (UTC)Love From,
Stephie-Chan