[identity profile] lilliah.livejournal.com posting in [community profile] vaginapagina
(this is an altered "poem" created with phrases and subjects from spam mailings..)

Thousands of people all over the world are using
your vagina
to make a few hundred extra dollars monthly,
everyone knows that.
So now is the time to refinance
your labia
You can save up to 75 percent on
your ovaries
It's a fact. Simply by using
your vagina
You can make over $5,000 per month in as little as 6 months!
The truth is, if you're not using
your clitoris
To generate income, you're leaving income on the table.
Here's what the experts have to say about
your vagina:
"A gold mine."
"An incredible lead generation tool."
"Blows away traditional mailing."
It's
your VAGINA!
What are you waiting for???
100% Satisfaction Guaranteed or
your vulva
Back!!

But wait there's more!
What do you REALLY KNOW about
your vagina?
Did you know you can search for
your g-spot
Right on the Internet?
WE CHECK
your uterus
OUT FOR YOU!!!
Amazing stealth
vagina
Can track anyone!

If you do not wish to receive future mailings, please click
your left labia
We will promptly remove
your vagina
from our database.

Date: 2002-07-09 04:18 pm (UTC)
geminigirl: (Default)
From: [personal profile] geminigirl
Fantastic!

Date: 2002-07-09 04:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spaceheater.livejournal.com
that...is hilarious.

Date: 2002-07-09 04:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] purple-person.livejournal.com
that's just...
fabulous

Date: 2002-07-09 04:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] smartyskirt323.livejournal.com
that rocks, dude.

Date: 2002-07-09 05:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rupie-zum.livejournal.com
Fantastic!

Date: 2002-07-09 07:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] poetdan.livejournal.com
An unholy blend of Slyvia Plath and Patti Smith. Besides being an exhilerating genius, it hold true to the tenents of line and music that make serious poetry what it is.

Date: 2002-07-09 10:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] a-typical.livejournal.com
ROFLMAOPIP Did you write it? If so, can I forward it to some friends?

Date: 2002-07-10 12:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] poetdan.livejournal.com
I read the original. You improved the poem comsiderably and in the right places. Penis humor is so common it's become boring and non-essential. Changing that one word and putting in it's new comtext makes the word vagina less clinical or prosessional. Using a slang as a subtitute would have not been as much fun.

Date: 2006-10-30 10:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] phoenix-chan54.livejournal.com
Please remove my vagina from your database. I hate spam in my uterus. LMFAO!
Love From,
Stephie-Chan

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