Spam Poetry for the VBS's.

[lilliah.livejournal.com]

(this is an altered "poem" created with phrases and subjects from spam mailings..)

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your vagina
to make a few hundred extra dollars monthly,
everyone knows that.
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your labia
You can save up to 75 percent on
your ovaries
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The truth is, if you're not using
your clitoris
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If you do not wish to receive future mailings, please click
your left labia
We will promptly remove
your vagina
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Comments

[geminigirl]

Fantastic!

[spaceheater.livejournal.com]

that...is hilarious.

[purple-person.livejournal.com]

that's just...
fabulous

[smartyskirt323.livejournal.com]

that rocks, dude.

[rupie-zum.livejournal.com]

Fantastic!

[poetdan.livejournal.com]

An unholy blend of Slyvia Plath and Patti Smith. Besides being an exhilerating genius, it hold true to the tenents of line and music that make serious poetry what it is.

[a-typical.livejournal.com]

ROFLMAOPIP Did you write it? If so, can I forward it to some friends?

[phoenix-chan54.livejournal.com]

Please remove my vagina from your database. I hate spam in my uterus. LMFAO!
Love From,
Stephie-Chan