Dicks are not just for men anymore!

[kiapa.livejournal.com]

Ok all you vagina bearing superstars HERE is the info you have been waiting for!

I finally got my plastic pseudo-weenie in the mail today. By the time I made it home from the post office I REALLY had to go.. I figured why not test it out here and now. I had read that if you have a heavy flow you may leak a bit and will need to trim the end to create a larger opening. After all the water I drank, I was sure I would leak… but I did not!
It fits perfectly, no leaks, no getting used to and I LOVE it!

I imagine some folks may need a little practice. I already know how to P standing up but always dribble and end up with piss on my fingers. Plus working in the field on various projects I usually have dirt and other guk on my hands I would rather not slather around my goodie girl bits. So TRY IT! And don’t lose heart if you are not a standing piss pro the first go round!

every girl needs a peter!

Comments

weenie site

[kiapa.livejournal.com]

Oops 'spose I botched the url
http://www.travelmateinfo.com/

[theh.livejournal.com]

Oh my God...That's the greatest thing ever. Whoever invented it should earn the nobel peace prize for their geniusness.

[poopsmoothie.livejournal.com]

I've considered that, but mostly I can't be bothered. I have the same issues with peeing standing up that you do (dribbling, pee on fingers, and getting gunk on girly bits), so I just sit or squat. I'm lazy!

[kiapa.livejournal.com]

I'm lazy
That is exactly why I bought it.. I am too lazy to squat successfully at all times... plus it eliminates the need for toilet paper.

[ravrhi.livejournal.com]

dude, that rules! That would be great for working shifts at the firehouse- when the alarm goes off, it is such a pain in my ass to have to wipe, pull my pants up and wash my hands, all while trying to run out the door to the firetruck! Thanks for sharing!

[devilbunnie.livejournal.com]

I'll pass on the peter, thanks, but I'm glad you are thrilled w/your purchase :)

[perplexxi.livejournal.com]

to be honest, that looks extremely familiar to the device i used to drink medicine out of when i was a child. i wouldn't doubt it if that played a part in influencing this invention.

those "accessory" latex tubes seem a bit much, though... selling by the foot and all. i suppose if you're really lazy you could purchase several feet and have the other end hanging in the toilet while you're in the living-room or something.

[kiapa.livejournal.com]

Hehe yeah I didn't get any of the tubing. I am not a big fan of hauling around P in a bag when I hike or travel. I just got the 'medicine tube' part. It is pretty cool. Keeps me from havig to drop my pants and pray for no ants in the woods!

[ramona-romaine.livejournal.com]

About once a day I see some random (disgusting) man peeing off to the side of the bikepath right by my house.
It really makes me feel dirty.
SO...!
I feel like I need to shock and amaze all these dirty men by joining them for a wee the next time I need to go.
We we truly have equality when men and women can stand and pee together, side by side, heads held high, in neighbourhoods all around the world.