Crisis!

[puregillian.livejournal.com]

My vagina is a shell...a round pink tender shell...and it's killing me!

I have really REALLY sensitive skin and everytime I shave my bikini line I get horrid red bumps everywhere that hurt like hell. (I get them on my legs too sometimes). I can't wax because it has the same effect...every dipilitory (including Nair and epil stop) I've used has been too harsh, or hasn't worked.

My girlfriend is coming to visit me soon and I'm out of ideas...I know she wouldn't care but I'm also irritated at this irritation! Does anyone have any suggestions?

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[circebe.livejournal.com]

Sometimes I think I pay my clit to much attention. But on the other hand I don't know what I'd do if I couldn't just reach down there and touch myself. It really is a sign of self reliance.

Over the years my hands have come to know my scent, my texture. There is familiarity and knowledge that has been developed between my body and me. My cunt is the control pannel and I her undergraduated engineer. Learning what is right and what is not for her. When and how. There and Now. Or maybe not yet.

But really, I am to please. Not to tease. In anyway, that doesn't agree. And understand, her demand, is nothing my hand will shy away from. There's nothing wrong with knowing the power, that she commands.

Dicks are not just for men anymore!

[kiapa.livejournal.com]

Ok all you vagina bearing superstars HERE is the info you have been waiting for!

I finally got my plastic pseudo-weenie in the mail today. By the time I made it home from the post office I REALLY had to go.. I figured why not test it out here and now. I had read that if you have a heavy flow you may leak a bit and will need to trim the end to create a larger opening. After all the water I drank, I was sure I would leak… but I did not!
It fits perfectly, no leaks, no getting used to and I LOVE it!

I imagine some folks may need a little practice. I already know how to P standing up but always dribble and end up with piss on my fingers. Plus working in the field on various projects I usually have dirt and other guk on my hands I would rather not slather around my goodie girl bits. So TRY IT! And don’t lose heart if you are not a standing piss pro the first go round!

every girl needs a peter!

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[roxosoxo.livejournal.com]

A friend of mine seems to think that she has Chlamidia (sp?). Does anyone know anything about this. I am worried about her?