made me chuckle...

[marsipangirl.livejournal.com]

Vatican City - Masturbation is like owning a Ferrari and driving only in first gear, a senior Catholic theologian said in an article published Wednesday.

"Driving only in first gear, not only do you prevent the Ferrari expressing its full power, but gradually you wear it out and thereby ruin a masterpiece of technology," Father Giordano Muraro wrote in the magazine Vita Pastorale.


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Comments

[annis39.livejournal.com]

sounds like someone needs to work on his masturbation techniques. 'sides, as someone noted above, what on earth would he know about sex anyways?

[political-punk.livejournal.com]

you underestimate the hypocrisy of the church...come on, as we saw in the news not that long ago, they just can't seem to keep their hands off those hot pre-pubescent bois!