I'm curious.

[sour-candy.livejournal.com]

What are your thoughts of Urban Dictionary's definitions of vagina?

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[mysteriousmeat.livejournal.com]

vagina
2354 up, 883 down


The vagina is a buggy, often catastrophically so, feature of the Female Edition of the Human Being version 1.0. After approximately 13 to 16 years of proper operation, the vagina becomes problematic and starts failing periodically (no pun intended) around once a month. This in turn leads to the corruption (often permanent) of the mental faculties of the host. Whenever this happens, the individual in question is commonly referred to as "a bitch."

It is widely expected by pundits and pollsters alike that the vagina will be either entirely removed or fixed by the next release of Homo Sapiens Sapiens. When asked about any current patches to resolve this issue in existing organisms, Evolution clearly stated that it has "no resources available at the moment." In addition, it was widely made known by Nature that the vagina was a design decision "not fully thought-out." As a result, humanity has suffered the devastating consequences, on a roughly monthly basis.

Jennifer is really furious today, and is acting completely incoherently; it must be her vagina again.

by far the best definition

oh my god

[sour-candy.livejournal.com]

My vagina is offended by this. :(

[mysteriousmeat.livejournal.com]

mine had a big hearty laugh

[queenofdelosers.livejournal.com]

Mine too.

[ontheradiouhoh.livejournal.com]

I'm sure after this posting, the thumbs down will increase. I know I gave it one.

[mysteriousmeat.livejournal.com]

still funny

[drownophelia.livejournal.com]

13 to 16 years of proper operation? that either means, to me, that a woman is good to fuck up to 13 or 16 years old, or, a woman is good to fuck for 13 to 16 years post-menarch, and either way, is exceptionally offensive. i'm about 13 years post-menarch, and i do believe i have far more than 3 more years of good sex ahead of me.

[sour-candy.livejournal.com]

No, it means that around 13-16 years of age, a girl gets her first period.

[drownophelia.livejournal.com]

well, even there, that's not technically correct, the range is 9-21 years. but, i see little point arguing with people who find this stuff hilarious.

[thatbitchfiona.livejournal.com]

It's a shame you're so eager to shut down dialogue instead of participating in it.

[drownophelia.livejournal.com]

i think that i would probably fundamentally disagree with people who find that majority of these entires funny (cf "vagina: the box the penis cums in" being listed at least three times), and i don't really think it's worth my time or energy to try to convert such people to my personal feminist sensibilities.