Miscarriage?

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Okay, here's the details:

About 3 weeks ago, I asked if there was any way I could be lactating without being pregnant. The answer was generally no, but soon after that, I started noticing a pattern of being really nauseous and/or vomiting in the morning for about 4.5 weeks in total. I attributed both things to being due to stress and left it at that.

Two weeks ago, on Monday, I got the death period of doom, we're talking cramps like I've never thought possible, being incredibly nauseous, going through 2 boxes of super tampons in 3 days, and actually having one of them pushed out of my body by a very clumpy, thick flow. It lasted 5 days, and was a week earlier than my expected period.

Then this Monday, three days after the last one ended, I got the exact same symptoms, the same crazy painful, disgustingly heavy period. I could hardly move for most of it, and it's just letting up today.

What the hell is happening to me? If I was pregnant, it could have only been a month in, and I'm certainly not now. Any thoughts/questions/opinions would be greatly appreciated.