haha, I totally understand the sandpaper thing. I am menstrating, and the damn tampons make me so dry, but I am still horny as hell, so yesterday I just go yanking it out, and humping away, no lube (duh) So today along with the bleeding and cramping of Aunt Flo, I have all these little irritated splits. I was being a total bitch earilier and Hunnie says "I don't know why you have to be such a crank"(note: he is almost never like that, but I was really being terrible) And I replied "Well why don't you bleed out your cock each month and then split it open when you have sex to bleed some more, asshole!?" Then we went swimming and went out to dinner. All better. Whoo, gotta love hormones!
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Date: 2002-08-13 02:46 pm (UTC)I am menstrating, and the damn tampons make me so dry, but I am still horny as hell, so yesterday I just go yanking it out, and humping away, no lube (duh)
So today along with the bleeding and cramping of Aunt Flo, I have all these little irritated splits. I was being a total bitch earilier and Hunnie says "I don't know why you have to be such a crank"(note: he is almost never like that, but I was really being terrible) And I replied "Well why don't you bleed out your cock each month and then split it open when you have sex to bleed some more, asshole!?" Then we went swimming and went out to dinner. All better. Whoo, gotta love hormones!