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[hobbit27.livejournal.com]

Howdy - I just joined and I don't know ANY of the scientific names for most of the body parts down there sooo I'll try to make it clear. [HA!]

Last Wednesday, I had a large bump inside of the outer lip. I was on vacation at the time so I couldn't call a doctor or anything so I just let it be. Since then its continuously gotten smaller, but hasn't gone away. Its about the size of an orange seed now.. Does anyone know what it is? What I should do?

Can you get zits down there? Could that be it?
Bear with me, I'm dumb. :)

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[hissyfit.livejournal.com]

does anyone here have pierced nipples? if so, do they get super sore or irritated right before your period? i'm trying to make sure that this out-of-nowhere bleeding and pain isn't something i should freak out about.

Bloated *urgh*

[magickalmoon.livejournal.com]

How does one get rid of that bloaty feeling? I used to get bloated only the week or so before my period, now it seems to be I only have the week after to not be bloated!! Any ideas, remedies or advice? I'm sick of having this fat gut!

um.

[daikusei.livejournal.com]

And now, for something a tad bizarre:

http://www.midol.com/mightymidol/mightymidol.cfm

New, question in hand =]

[enamored-eyes.livejournal.com]

Hello everyone, I've been a lurker for quite some time now.. and only recently (about three seconds ago, actually) decided to join! Now, I need help from my fellow Vagina Bearing Superstars, heh =]

Here's my problem.. Originally, I wanted to go on the pill because it would help with my period-- regularity, cramps, etc.

My mother doesn't want me on it, she had a fit because :
1- It gives me "free reign of my sexual prowess" and
2- She doesn't want me on it for chemical reasons, because she feels at my age it could be harmful, especially if I am on it for a long period of time.

Now that the pill is out of the picture, what are some alternatives? I really need help, because my last period came about a week and a half late (pregnancy scare there..) and then the one I currently am suffering through was only about 21 days after the late one. My last five periods or so have been real off like this.. I can count 28 days from my last and say "Alright. My period should come on this day.. give or take a week or so."

My cramps are blinding, I am ill and they can trigger anxiety attacks.. I end up taking more Advil/Aleve than is good for me (at times four) Also, I can't take Midol, because it's caffenated, which also triggers an anxiety attack.

Please help, I am really sick of this =[

<3
Megan