Dehydration, Introduction.

[halocy.livejournal.com]

Hello everyone, my name is Jem. I am 26 year old mother. I was 'fixed' in September of 1999. Since that time my cycle has become non-existant. Once every two-three-four months is the closest I can get to a pattern. ALL my warning signs have changed, I can't predict anything. My problem is, that because my body waits so long [too long] to shed, when it does, it's so heavy that I end up feeling like I'm getting severely dehydrated not to mention dying from cramps. I had to drink 3 glasses of water right after getting out of bed this morning just to feel 'normal'.

Anyhow, I have tons of questions, but one will do for now. Does anyone know how I can coerce my period to come more regularly [at least the same time every three months] Without the use of hormones , birthcontrol pills et'c. I'm looking for a 100% natural way, if possible. At least if its coming at the same intervals I can prepare ahead and drink 10-12 glasses of water the day before.

Ok, thanks ladies, I'm off to have a shower, cry, moan, et'c.
Jem =)

I have unsightly, fatty bulges

[mactavish.livejournal.com]

http://www.drmatlock.com/DesignerV.htm

And anyone who doesn't like them can just stay out of my pants.

(no subject)

[sadwater.livejournal.com]

i just wanted to share this experience with you ladies. maybe some of you can relate.





saturday afternoon, the condom broke. marshall and i freaked out, so i called my guardian angel/obgyn, dr tomlinson, who called in a prescription for the morning after pill to my local CVS.

for those of you who don't have CVS, it is a crappy conveinence store and everyone who works at the pharmacy could give less of a damn about their jobs.

dr tomlinson had called in the prescription around 4, so i called the pharmacy at about 4:30 but they told me they hadn't heard from her, which was bunk ,because she wouldn't do that to me.

so told them exactly that, and to call me when they figured it out. when i got home later that night, there was a message on my machine telling me that there was some sort of problem with my prescription and i needed to call them. the message was left a 9pm.

so then this morning i go to the pharmacy, and am told that there is no prescription for me. i tell them that's ridiculous because someone called me yesterday about my presciption, and that this is of the utmost importance.

so then they check their voicemail, and lo and behold there is the call from doctor tomlinson. you incompetent cretins. then this evil girl behind the counter tells me that i have to wait thirty minutes, and she also informs me that they might not even have what i need in the pharmacy. but when i came back an hour later, they were all smiles, 'your presciption's ready!'. die. just die.

what? what? you're a pharmacy. you carry medicine. how could not have the morning after pill?

it's ridiculous, becasue even at women's clinics and such, you have to go thorough just as much shit to get the morning after pill. i've had to use it before, and it is no picnic. someone just needs to repeatedly slap the right wing conservaties, and health big wigs in the face.

i don't need this emotional stress. really i don't. i should be able to walk into a store and buy a morning after pill kit. ridiculous. imagine how a rape victim would feel if she went through what i had to go through.

jesus. i wish women's health could just get it together.

i'm going to read our bodies, ourselves, and try to forget about the whole thing.