Queefing

Mar. 26th, 2009 12:02 pm
[identity profile] randomtrend.livejournal.com posting in [community profile] vaginapagina
I've never queefed before in my life, but all the sudden this week during sex it's happened like ten times. We haven't changed our sexual patterns at all. I'm wondering why all the sudden this is happening? It's not something I'm worried about, I'm just curious.

Also, how do you all deal with it when it happens? The first time, my boyfriend was all weirdabout it but we laugh it off now. It's just such an awkward thing when you're trying to be sexy. =P

Date: 2009-03-26 05:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cherry1-3.livejournal.com
I find it that it happens more when the girls on the bottom, well atleast thats the case for me. the first time it happens i was humiliated but now we just laugh it off or i'll do it on purpose because its hilarious and my bf gets a kick out of it...just like any other guy who thinks farting noises are the funniest sounds on earth.

Date: 2009-03-26 05:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rosemere-rat.livejournal.com
My bf likes it <3

Date: 2009-03-26 05:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 1girl.livejournal.com
I don't think sex is fun unless you laugh at least once. Sex is funny!

Date: 2009-03-26 05:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] analogwatch.livejournal.com
my husband likes it when I queef. (he also enjoys it when I fart. He loves the fact that I'm pregnant.)

I giggle and move on, and just kind of pretend it never happened.

Date: 2009-03-26 05:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hororcivilitae.livejournal.com
I've been getting a lot of queefage lately too. I can always tell when it's about to happen- usually if he's doing it from behind, if his penis goes all the way out and then goes back in, it pushes air in and it sorta squelches out.

I just laugh it off. He's gotten used to it too. I was morbidly embarrassed the first time, but meh, it happens about one out of every eight times we do it.

Date: 2009-03-27 05:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] elephantus45.livejournal.com
Yeah that, exactly.

Date: 2009-03-26 06:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mud-faerie.livejournal.com
Haha I have never heard that phrase before! Hahaha must be an American thing. But strangely enough I knew exactly what you meant too hahaha.

I always get it when he's doing it from behind, just seems to be more air let in that way!

I think it's hilarious, although sometimes the hilarity can kind of spoil the moment so sometimes we try to just ignore it. I always have to say something afterwards though ha.

Date: 2009-03-26 07:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] quit.livejournal.com
So what do they call it where you are? I can't vouch for the accuracy of this, but I have heard that as strange as it seems, "queef" is actually the medical term. LOL No bullshit!

Date: 2009-03-26 08:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wornhope.livejournal.com
we call it a fanny fart here LOLOL

Date: 2009-03-27 02:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kimie-catclaw.livejournal.com
Which could be confusing for Americans, because 'fanny' means 'butt.' Like, of course you fart from your fanny! XD

Date: 2009-03-26 07:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] paperispatient.livejournal.com
It's only happened for me when I'm getting up after having sex doggy-style; you gotta laugh - I think sex is more fun when things aren't super-serious. :)

Date: 2009-03-26 08:06 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] ladydea.livejournal.com
I've never had sex before, but you should have heard me last night! I have no idea why, either. I was just sitting in bed playing my DS and got up to stop the cats from fighting. I thought it was hilarious.

Date: 2009-03-26 08:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tacky-tramp.livejournal.com
Humor is sexy. I like laughing in bed!

Date: 2009-03-27 12:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fuzzyxllama.livejournal.com
I think its certain angles ... happens a lot for me during doggy style and if Im laying lower than usually or something.

I was REALLY embarrassed at first, but he never cared. now I just laugh it off and my bf just says my vagina is "talking to him" and "enjoying the action" haha.

sex can't be taken too seriously, I found this out ... and it's so much more enjoyable now :-D

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