Farts

[rose-may2000.livejournal.com]

Ok so while veering a little off topic, this still has to do with the human body and I felt a lot better after talking about it with my mom. I figured hey why not here. So today I farted for the first time in front of my bf. Hugely embarresing.Thank god it was not while we were having sex. I blame my farting on my family who seems to do this more than normal.
Anyway my mom actually remembers the first time she farted in front of my dad. She said they were having a popcorn fight and he picked her up and squeezed her to hard lol and so she kinda farted on him. Now this is 30 years ago and she still remembers it.

Does anyone else have any stories they'd like to share. Maybe make me feel not so alone.




Thanks so much everyone. Next time it happens , Im just gonna shrug it off and laugh.

Comments

[aautopsyy.livejournal.com]

Haha no stories, I just wanted to say I'm looking forward to reading the comments :P

[vronwe.livejournal.com]

I fart during sex all the time. We just laugh and keep going. My bf farts sometimes too, but not nearly as often as I do. I queef a lot during sex too. It doesn't faze me anymore. It was pretty embarrassing the first time though. *hugs*

[https://users.livejournal.com/-pianississimo/]

No stories specifically, but as a veg-head, it's a problem for me. I take pineapple enzymes, which realllly help!

Also, this reminds me of an episode of sex and the city.

[snowmentality.livejournal.com]

HA! If farting in front of your boyfriend is a big deal I guess I'm sunk, because I do it all the time! We're both just like "Oh, excuse me" and we move on.

I remember hearing a story from one girl whose boyfriend was totally convinced that girls never fart. Like only guys could physically do it. That made me laugh.

[thebootyfaerie.livejournal.com]

Haha, I generally will have farted in front of someone before we even get to the dating stage.

I can't help it; they just happen. I can't date someone who's not comfortable with bodies, so they have to be comfortable with farts, too.

(I mean, obviously, teasing is totally okay as long as I can tease them back when they fart at inopportune moments!)

[pure-vegasgirl.livejournal.com]

I dont fart in front of him yet! Im sure I will get comfortable one of these days to just do it! He does all the time!

I queef alot and the first time he laughed...

[missedstoplight.livejournal.com]

My boyfriend and I both have IBS so we're pretty used of each other's farts, and BMs. Haha.

He says mine are cute, though... which doesn't make me feel much better about it at all.

[bibliophile0614.livejournal.com]

I guess I don't understand the embarrassment over farting in front of your SO. My husband and I fart in front of each other all the time (and pretty much since we started dating). We make fun of it. Haha. I guess I figure a boyfriend should be someone I'm comfortable being me around, and if part of me is farting, then so be it. His family has all sorts of farting stories. Haha, it makes me feel part of the family!

[ticklemepiink.livejournal.com]

Well, I don't remember the first time I farted in front of the ex, but by the end of our relationship we were dutch ovening each other, bahahaha. As for my current bf... I have yet to fart in front of him but it's coming soon, I'm sure. I warned him that I'm doing a fiber cleanse this week, bahahahahahaha.

[mainie.livejournal.com]

yeah i was going to say what everyone else says, my boyfriend and i fart in front of each other all the time. we only get mad if the other does it under the blankets when we're in bed! but then we just get each other back with more farts haha. i know it can be embarrassing at first though..and i still won't fart in front of mostly anyone else. but it's impossible to live with someone and never fart in front of them.

[saharazaad.livejournal.com]

My boyfriend always tells me that I fart in my sleep, if that's any consolation...

[literarygirl.livejournal.com]

I fart during sex a lot. G-spot stimulation just makes me lose all control. I tell him it's his fault, he's that good in bed. :-D

When I was first dating my husband, I needed total privacy for bowel movements. Together almost five years now, I couldn't care less that he's in the room with me.

[queensugar.livejournal.com]

Ahaha. Don't worry, the first one is embarassing but.. then you get over it. With both my husband and my ex, we fart and even poop in front of each other. Sometimes we fart on each other's faces, because it's funny. Once you break the ice, it gets better.

[literarygirl.livejournal.com]

Yes! I was thinkging of SATC too as I was commenting. I can't imagine being so silly as to not going number 2 while staying at the guy's place. So goofy!!

[tweak23.livejournal.com]

After almost two years of dating, I still haven't farted in front of my boyfriend. Well, he tells me I've done it in my sleep, but I swear, I could make a diamond up in there. I have no idea why, I have very few hangups otherwise. It's ridiculous though, I should just get it over with. I actually go out on his balcony at his apartment to let one go. He KNOWS why I'm going out there, I'm just totally redonk.

[http://users.livejournal.com/__microphones/]

my boyfriend farts by accident. it's okay, it's not like he could have controlled it.

my family is really gassy, too. much more than a normal family should be so i'm worried i might be as gassy as they are.

[https://users.livejournal.com/-pianississimo/]

hah, I know, right! and there's an also an ep where carrie farts in front of Big, and she's so freaked out and positive he doesn't like her anymore and sees her as one of the guys because he thought it'd be funny to buy a whoopie cushion. as it turns out, Big didn't really give a damn that she farted and she just wasted a whole 45 minute episode freaking out.

oh carrie.

[kacieka.livejournal.com]

I can't say farts really bother me. I tend to take advantage of them, really. *gigglesnort*

For example, when my husband and I first started dating. He made the mistake of letting me eating two enchilada's. Two. Enchilada's. I ended up having severe gas.

Long story short, I sat on his lap and ended up chasing him around the house with my stinky gas, until we both ended up outside gagging and laughing.

*shrug* It makes for a good story to tell the kids later on down the line...*LOL*

[littlemissalien.livejournal.com]

I don't remember farting in front of my partner for the first time, but I remember he farted in front of me first. We were on holiday (our first proper date was a 3-day trip to Italy) and I really made him laugh and he let out this little fart. I could see he was mortified, so I didn't say anything at the time, but a few weeks later I said I'd heard and it was a 'cute, little tooty one'. We've called them 'toots' ever since. I'm lactose intolerant, so I'm pretty bad at times and he just lets rip whenever now.

We like a pair of 12 year olds sometimes, when our son was newborn he farted all the time and we thought it was hilarious, especially when he'd lift his leg to do it, make adult-sounding ones then give a contented little sigh. He still guffs like a little champ and he's 16 months now, finds farts funny and tries to copy people burping!

The only thing my partner's not done in front of me is pooping, but I did during labour, so he's seen/heard/smelled it all from me now, lol!

[queensugar.livejournal.com]

LOL. It's just good (gross) fun. Apparently this is a pretty common practice amongst friends of mine in couples, heh.

[queensugar.livejournal.com]

I sort of understand the not-pooping at someone else's house thing, but I usually let up on that once I've known them for awhile.

The funny random extra story to that is when my now-husband first came up to visit me (we'd previously only met briefly while I was on a trip to his area), he was staying at my place. He couldn't bring himself to poop at my house, so he held it for three days.

When he finally couldn't hold it anymore, he pooped so much it blocked up my toilet. So he had to tiptoe out of the bathroom wearing a towel, face bright red, and whisper "Hi, um... do you have a plunger?" Poor guy almost died of embarassment.

What can I say, we were just getting to know each other.

[a-tiny-goat.livejournal.com]

I have not farted in front of my boyfriend ever (unless perhaps while sleeping?) and he has never mentioned it.

When we first started dating about three years ago, he had mentioned that he does not ever want to be gross with me. I feel the same way and he knows it.

Its not that either of us are embarrassed about our bodily functions or lacking a sense of humor. There's just no need to be gross in front of one another. To me it seems kind of disrespectful.

If we were to accidentally let one rin in front of one another, I'm sure we'd laugh about it, but its not something I plan on doing even after I'm married.

Growing up, my family would practically have farting competitions, and it grossed me out. I just don't see the appeal in it.

[xhabitualshine.livejournal.com]

Well, I'm allergic to eggs. I get a massive stomach ache, diarhea, and I fart really big, really smelly, god it's horrible to be around me.

It's seventh grade and we're in our little classrooms and it's silent because we're taking this huge test (of course)and I've been doing pretty good holding them in and then one gets past me and PUUUUURP. You should have seen the eyes of all the guys around me. I thought my face was going to burst into flames I was blushing so bad. And the faces when they smelt it...luckily they only vaguely remember this, after four years.

[aautopsyy.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha

[nyxieflower.livejournal.com]

Hahahah, I queef a lot too. Just have to laugh it off :P