Pussy Manifesto

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by: Bitch of Bitch and Animal

Manifest this motha fucka #1:
Every living thing comes from and returns to (get it?)

Manifest this Muddafucka #2:
Let Pussy speak to me through every living thing. As all creatures move and grow, let them bring forth the open ness and warm ness that flows in the energy of Pussy...the life force on which we all depend.

Manifest this Muthafucka #3:
I'm sick of my genitalia being used as an insult. Are you? It's time to let my labia rip and rearrange this. Here we go:
"That was so Pussy of you to help me move to my new place! Especially since I'm living on the 13th floor. You've really made this a Pussy move!"

Manifest this Motherfuckrr #4:
The power of Pussy could be blinding. Do not misinterpret its strength and fear it. Do not try to control it. It is light, rich and full of warmth. Use it wisely and with jeweled intentions.

Manifest this Muthefucka #5:
The Egg says, "Don't forget me, Muddafucka!"
The Egg must not be understated. Let the Egg be the symbol of all courage!
Here we go:
"Honey, that took Eggs for you to tell your customer off for not tipping you 20%!"
The Egg, like courage, is a delicate intricate shell surrounding ever-changing nutritious life!
Let the Egg be the teacher and the Pussy be its nest.

Manifest this Motherfuckrr #6:
Employ the Pussy!
*teacher
*whore
*philosopher
*president
Pay her well!

Manifest this Motherfuckrr #7:
The Pussy is a traveler! No matter where your Pussy energy leads you, let the Pussy be your clock.
Allow the 'ticking' to be measured by
gathered and dispersed
gathered and dispersed
gathered and dispersed
one should not outweigh the other...

Manifest this Mothafucker #8:
Let Pussy manifest and let freedom sing!

... I dunno if anyone's ever posted this in here before, but I saw them LIVE tonight and they PERFORMED it and it was AMAZING!!!

PUSSY RULES!

Taking on The World, One Pad at a Time.

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Oh, I forgot to let it be known. I finally got some reusable pads! Yay moi! I just recently bought GladRags which is made by a womyn-owned company, Keepers! Inc. ! And for any gurls that are concerned for the environment, well here you go! Go get your self a pair too!

*mmphs*

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So, I just did the usual "use the bathroom n' change the pad" regiment... but what happens?

When I stand up, I IMMEDIATELY realize that my pad's in a REALLY bad position (WAY too far back, not about to be effective). So first I try to slyly reach into my underwear and fix it before anyone else comes into the bathroom (I live in dorms, community bathrooms, WHEE! :p), but of course, they make those little bastards extra-sticky (for good reason) so that wasn't about to happen. IN FACT, all I succeeded in doing was pulling up one wing, which PROMTLY GOT STUCK UNDER THE PAD! DAMMIT!

SO I'm thinking "oh crispies, now i've only got 1 fucking wing working for me... oh well, fuck it, it's a lighter day..."

So I go back into the stall and rearrange my now-gimpified 1-winger as best as I can and leave the bathroom.

And NOW I'm cramping.

HARUMPH!