ext_45290 ([identity profile] iguanasdefuego.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] vaginapagina2006-11-03 10:47 pm

pineapple juice & flavor

Hi ladies. I am in an LDR and due to winning a bet with my boyfriend (lol, we bet with our sex lives) and am going to be recieving quite a bit of oral sex over Thanksgiving. My question is, how long does it take for pineapple juice to affect one's flavor? I'm not a big fan of it, but I am going to eat it because I don't have the most appealing flavor.

[identity profile] bisous2paris.livejournal.com 2006-11-04 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
usually only a few hours from what i hear.
i haven't tried it myself yet. good luck : )

[identity profile] bisous2paris.livejournal.com 2006-11-04 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
well just to be sure, eat it the day before and the morning of. ha. not just pineapple, but fruits in general. are you the one that thinks you dont have an appealing flavor, or your bf? because personnaly i dont think it should matter much.

[identity profile] betterbebalboa.livejournal.com 2006-11-04 05:59 am (UTC)(link)
I second the thing about other fruits/fruit juices. Do you like oranges, mangos, papaya, etc? Because those can also help, as can lots of water.
You can also cut out things that may be making it taste bad: cigarettes, alcohol, caffeine, red meat, fried/fatty/processed food, and asparagus.
As for how long it takes, obviously the more long-term it is the better, but I think you'd be good if you just did it the day of, and especially the 5-6 hours right before.

[identity profile] https://users.livejournal.com/ubercool-/ 2006-11-04 07:44 am (UTC)(link)
I don't have an asnwer to your question,
but my boyfriend and I bet on oral sex :)
I beat him 3 times in a row in Mario Kart.
Haha

[identity profile] manny-bee.livejournal.com 2006-11-05 07:53 am (UTC)(link)
i eat a can of pinapple a day for a week b4 i get some oral (if its planned) but thats just me and i <3 pineapple

[identity profile] vaverine.livejournal.com 2006-11-06 06:19 pm (UTC)(link)
The gal who posted the comment can totally correct me, but I'm wondering if she doesn't mean those little snack-pack fruit cans. Those are less than a cup of fruit, and would be do-able (and tasty) once a day.

I pictured the big cans at first, but I think that much acidity would make me sick.

Good luck!

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[identity profile] numbersnletters.livejournal.com 2006-11-05 01:36 pm (UTC)(link)
What's with the pussy-flavor hatin'? In my opinion, vagina tastes fantastic.

Some of the things that can negatively affect vaginal flavor are illness, medications, and eating a lot of processed or artificially flavored foods. Also, you might be interested to know that my boyfriend and I discovered that for a few days right before my period, I taste a bit tart or acidic. Unless one of these is going on, your vagina probably tasted normal (i.e., delicious).

It's really up to the taster to determine whether they like it, and it sounds like your taster has a negative opinion of the flavor. Whether he doesn't like anyone's or just yours, it sounds like it's negatively affecting your self-image of your sexual appeal.

My suggestion would be to get with someone who wants to taste your pussy the same way they'd want to taste the first food they had seen in three days. There's nothing like an orally eager partner to make you feel awesome and to affirm your womanly sexuality... I suggest you try one!

P.S. the only guys I know who don't like the taste of pussy are 1) douchebags or 2) gay. maybe your guy is one or both.

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[identity profile] numbersnletters.livejournal.com 2006-11-05 07:05 pm (UTC)(link)
sorry, i got a little carried away... you did say "I don't have the most appealing flavor" -- an empirical phrase about your flavor rather than his opinion of it. it sounded like you might have internalized his opinion of your pussy (i.e. thinking of it as "not appealing") which is how i got going. guess i could have done a better job with that.

i personally have only had one experience when a sex partner wouldn't go down on me, and i never saw them again. i love oral so much that it's really non-negotiable for me. i'm very happy, my boy and i have been together almost a year, and he eats my pussy like it's going out of style. i guess the idea of a S.O. who doesn't do oral is foreign to me, i'm sorry if i came off a bit incredulous.

dan savage backs me up on this one:

"[Oral sex] can no longer be regarded as some sort of above-and-beyond-the-call indulgence. [Oral] is standard. Any make or model that doesn't come with [oral] should be immediately returned to the showroom." see http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/SavageLove?oid=21327

i was kinda going by that. anyway, good to hear that your relationship satisfies you.

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[identity profile] numbersnletters.livejournal.com 2006-11-05 07:10 pm (UTC)(link)
p.s. i didn't say that not liking semen makes you anything. i think most womem don't like the taste of semen. pussy, on the other hand, smells like fruit and flowers and tastes damn good... a lot like boy precum (also tasty), which is more analogous to pussy secretions anyways.

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[identity profile] frolicnaked.livejournal.com 2006-11-06 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
Hi, [livejournal.com profile] numbersnleters. We're commenting because your attitude and wording do not foster what we consider safe space (http://www.vaginapagina.com/index.php?title=VaginaPagina_FAQ#What_is_.22Safe_Space.22.3F) here in the community.

Specifically, when you say, "the only guys I know who don't like the taste of pussy are 1) douchebags or 2) gay. maybe your guy is one or both," we feel that this is disrespectful to the OP and her partner. Also, it is rather unfair to assume from this post that the OP has a negative self-image. She said nothing that would indicate that -- just that, in her opinion, the taste was not so great. How she feels about the taste of her vagina is up to her to decide, and the same goes for her partner.

There is no indication that the OP's expression that she would like to improve her taste is stemming from problems in her relationship, or even a lack of oral sex. Taste is simply a matter of preference. If I don't enjoy a meal that a partner cooks for me, it doesn't mean that I don't enjoy my partner or appreciate the effort he put into the meal. One's personal taste about vaginal secretions is similar. As long as the OP's partner is not belittling her or using the taste issue as an excuse for an unsatisfying sex life, there is no reason to assume that she should end the relationship.

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[identity profile] wretched-snail.livejournal.com 2006-11-05 05:07 pm (UTC)(link)
My boyfriend and I do the same thing! We'll play a board game and whoever wins gets to receive.

[identity profile] jilicious.livejournal.com 2006-11-06 06:33 am (UTC)(link)
Also, dairy and, from what I can remember, broccoli are both negatives regarding taste. I recommend ALWAYS drinking at least two liters of water a day (it keeps all your 2,000 parts smelling, tasting, and feeling great (the last one more of an internal happiness sort of thing). Lots of water and good citrus based fruits are all A+ re: tastes. So if you don't dig the pineapple, go for those oranges you like. :)


And, just so you know (and I am not trying to start a war or get the replies frozen to this either), but my boyfriend isn't really all that 100% keen on the taste of my vagina, and honestly, I love to give blow jobs but only before sex, because I don't really like the taste of cum.

So I support you in your endeavors to please your man as much as possible, while he's pleasing you. :)

PS the latter part of my comment is not attacking the other poster in any way. :)