Curiosity violated the cat

[printjunkie.livejournal.com]

As the posts here cover quite a wide spectrum I was wondering what member's experiences have been like in regards to foreign objects used on them (by boyfriends or girlfriends). Good, bad or extremely embarrassing..?

I am asking as me and my SO were messing about and somehow a DS Stylus got involved. I then remember later that a friend had once told me about using a Frij Milkshake bottle with her boyfriend once and advised her to start doing her kegel exercises.

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[tyrsalvia.livejournal.com]

Mmm, Maglite. Yeah, one of the big ones. Obviously, I cannot take the whole length. But, hot! Yum! Good, though not an every day sort of good.

Also, once we used a pair of scissors - scratching things on my back - and that was also lovely.

When I was a kid, I used to masturbate with all sorts of things. Hooray for being able to buy sex toys now, because bottles and pens and whatever all else really aren't as good. Though, the electric toothbrush was pretty good (use the backside with no bristles as a clitoral vibrator).

[printjunkie.livejournal.com]

So glad the scissors were used on your back and not anywhere else. My sister is a doctor and says when she worked in casuality she would get so sick of people coming in with sharp things lost inside them. I suppose on a doctor's salary she can't complain too much.

[justjess.livejournal.com]

Haha!
In my first long-term relationship, before I knew that certain things SHOULDN'T come in contact with my vagina, the boy used a candy cane to make giving me oral sex taste better. These days, I realize that all that sugar is probably harmful... haha.
We also experimented with sticking a straw up there and blowing gently, which I remember being interesting. I heard somewhere after that blowing into the vagina isn't good, though I've never done research to confirm.
In that same relationship, we finished a bottle of wine and then stuck the neck of the bottle up my vagina... that was an interesting one... we were also on speakerphone with a mutual friend at the time... ah, naked drunk escapades.

As for masturbation, I've used a pillow, the handle of a female razor, the handle of a butter knife, and lots of other things... but I've never owned a vibrator or a dildo.

My vagina's seen some pretty funny times.

[printjunkie.livejournal.com]

Yeah, heard blowing up there is bad. The straw thing makes me think of small boys blowing up frogs.

My vagina's seen some pretty funny times.
Best tagline for a thrush cream advert. Ever.

[loonylupinlover.livejournal.com]

Never done any foreign objects besides a vibe with my boyfriend, but as a 12-year-old kid who didn't know that you had to be AROUSED for insertion in the vagina to feel good, and thus decided to explore the back end, I used razor handles, paintbrushes, and even one time tried the handle of the plunger. o_O

[printjunkie.livejournal.com]

Not to sound rude but how did you get the idea to use a paintbrush or plunger on yourself?
Starting to wonder if my vag thinks I'm a dull owner.

[childofmetis.livejournal.com]

Totally off topic- Your icon made me almost spit cake and ice cream EVERYWHERE.

[printjunkie.livejournal.com]

Haha, cheers. Made it in unhappier times. Thought it was the most appropriate for this topic.

[childofmetis.livejournal.com]

Oh, wait I remembered. I used to masturbate with a balloon filled with warm water- just clitoral stimulation of course.

[printjunkie.livejournal.com]

Thank god you mentioned the latter part. I was thinking 'what the hell would happen if it popped?!?!?'.

[googoogirl77.livejournal.com]

Probably about the most foreign thing I've ventured to use was a glass beer bottle.

And I'm not gonna lie, it felt pretty great.

[printjunkie.livejournal.com]

With the cap still on? If not wasn't there an issue with suction?

[sexxyful.livejournal.com]

OMG that stylus looks painful! Pointy things scare my vag.

[printjunkie.livejournal.com]

It's tiny. Or at least tiny in comparison to me :S

[thisxabovexall.livejournal.com]

This post is between a few Nintendo DS community posts on my FL. Not looking at which community this post was in, I found this a very strange thing to ask. Now that I see it's in VP, it's pretty much par for the course.

Umm... let's see. All I remember is a cold soda can on the outside. No real feeling towards it either way.

COPIER!

[printjunkie.livejournal.com]

My boyfriend is on the DS communites on LJ. I thought he was being experimental and now I know DIFFERENTLY!!

[h0rsegurrrl.livejournal.com]

I've never bought a sex toy because I just turned 18 in July (about time I invest in one, actually) so I've used just about everything: every bottle in the shower, balloons, handles of all sorts, electric toothbrushes (mmmm, electric toothbrushes...) razorblade handles, and I think I used my cell phone once or twice. I've never used any sort of foreign object with my boyfriend. I've felt no need :D

[printjunkie.livejournal.com]

I'm on my third vibrator. They keep making this sad little depressed noise and dying on me. Perhaps I should invest on using more foreign objects.

[raiyne.livejournal.com]

i used the handle-ends of makeup brushes (esp. the blush brush!) and an electric razor-end, cause it vibrated.

[onewithbriteyes.livejournal.com]

16 years old
backseat of my boyfriend's parents car
ice-tea bottle...


it was a poor choice. One of those ones where the cap and lip of the bottle are larger than the rest of it, and was just no good. He had good intentions, but a 7-11 is not the place to pick up spontaneous sex toys.

[frolicnaked.livejournal.com]

"... a 7-11 is not the place to pick up spontaneous sex toys."

I think this is some very excellent advice. ;)

[alitaorg.livejournal.com]

handle of big powder brushes, and hairbrush handles! i don't think i've actually used one of my hairbrushes to actually brush my hair for a long time. ;P

i have some weird stigma with sex toys. perhaps if i found one that was shaped phallically but wasn't meant to look like a penis (i.e. hairbrush handle!), i'd have better luck. penis-shaped dildos are hysterical and totally off-putting to me.

[tyrsalvia.livejournal.com]

Oh, hairbrush handles, totally. And toothbrush cases. (Used these mainly while travelling.)

What about something like this (http://www.goodvibes.com/Item--i-13BA01--m-75), for a non-realistic dildo?

[hippieintrainin.livejournal.com]

ok, this post makes me feel like i was way too curious about household objects. No one has said this, but the handle of the swiffer is kinda nice (very top part is textured with bumps and is detachable from the rest). I used a lot of candles, brushes, frozen banana, various bottles and im sure more things then i could remember (although i strongly believe in using condoms/occasionally plastic wrap over anything that could be porous). I personally like using toys with partners too, i think i have had to retire about 4 vibrators.
On the cell phone and sticky question- it could have been covered with a washcloth or plastic wrap.

[krgr1428.livejournal.com]

When I was younger I used to masturbate with a squiggle wiggle writer. And barbies...well the ken dolls heads at least.

I was a weird frickin kid. still am...just now I have different toys

[unprotectedrex.livejournal.com]

HOLY CRAP ME TOO! about the pen I mean!!! I was so young, it's weird to think about now!

I was a pervy youngster.

[icraveapathy.livejournal.com]

I only stick to the "normal toys" now, but in my younger days when my horny self only had access to household things:
*hairbrush handle
*curling iron wrapped in plastic wrap o_0
*squash (washed, of course)
*banana (also in plastic wrap)
*the long bottle neck of a cherry brandy bottle (I think I actually had a condom that I found at my aunt's house to cover that one.)

I, too, was (and still am) weird. Glad I'm not the only one who was a fan of the plastic wrap...

[stateofwonder.livejournal.com]

Haven't really used any 'foreign objects' with partners, but as a kid.. oh my. I definitely used to hump the arm of the couch on a regular basis, as well as my pillow and, um... perhaps a stuffed animal or two. Otherwise I used to use the tops of shampoo bottles in the shower, brush handles, etc. Electric toothbrushes weren't really around when I was that age, but I did use a family member's electric razor a few times.

Damn, if I ever have a girl I'm going to have to disinfect anything and everything vibrating and/or humpable on a regular basis when she goes through puberty 0.o

[uglybracelets.livejournal.com]

OMG... i used to have this one stuffed animal that I would hump all the time. I thought I was the only one.

[hardlyso.livejournal.com]

I still use the pen! And Im 18, lol... :D

[rockingsheep.livejournal.com]

What an incredible post.

[brooklebee.livejournal.com]

no kidding!

[zapps.livejournal.com]

let's see: pens, pencils, markers, large marbles, rocks, pebbles, chairs, chair arms, bumbs on logs, glass pop bottles, plastic water bottles, an umbrella handle, and a razor blade handel(very nice). I was/am a very horny child/teenager.

[myaudience.livejournal.com]

And friends thought I was weird when I said I used to masturbate with stuffed animals.

I had this one stuffed dog with a short tail. It didn't like have long hair or anything so it was just the right shape. Used it mostly for clitoral stimulation. I also had a very large teddy bear. He was too plushy to really satisfy me so I would fold all his arms and legs in so he'd be harder. I started this when I was like 4. Didn't do anything with insertion till I was in highschool though.

[littlesillymoo.livejournal.com]

Wow, I'm boring. I've never used anything to masturbate, and didn't even start masturbating until I was 18, it was the month before summer break, I wasn't going to see my boyfriend for three and a half months, and he TAUGHT me to masturbate! Gee...

I think it's funny though that last night, he asked me if I wanted to get a B.O.B. to help me out over break. I looked at him funny and said, "Bob? What's that?" He stared at me and said, "Battery-operated-boyfriend. You really were sheltered, weren't you?" At which point we launched into a pros and cons discussion of my getting an "I rub my ducky."