lmao the way you said that last sentence cracked me up.

My bf and I use Trojan XL when we do use em, which is rare. Never ribbed ones though. We stuck a quarter in one of those machines in the bathrooms at a gas station and got some kind of pleasure rung once- we tried to use it and I ended up in tears and he ended up with a purple ring from the tightness around his poor penis for about half an hour. Not good. Splurge and buy the expensive stuff man, not a quarter condom or whatever comes out of those machines!