vaginapagina | My Vagina's Rebelling Against Me:: Itching and Peeling. (Reply)

Alright, here's the story.
My vagina is bone dry. My entire vulva is dry, all the way down to the top of my booty crack.
It's easier to see if I do a glorious MS painting of it:

The area above my clit is currently ripped and bleeding, the area around it itches to high heaven, and the purple part in the crease of my legs is peeling off and sore, along with pussing the clear stuff.

I'm about to take a razorblade to her. Does anyone know a good remedy for this, and anything I can put on it right now (that most people have at home) to make it stop itching? Thanks!