Well, there are lots of different types of hormonal methods, which have wildly difficult effects on any one person. For example, the first pill I tried was indeed the devil for me (my sister's perfectly happy on it) but the second one's worked just fine. It's entirely possible that there's a hormonal route out there that would work for you - and equally possible that you've tried everything out there, but you didn't mention doing so.

Anyway, there's a difference between saying something didn't work for you and calling it satanic ;)